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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9491 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 3498 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
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