Blocky Booty Busters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8244	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	106	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Votes:	7833
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	294
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Potions Brewed:	157	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Villages Defended:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5423

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3746	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	4360
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	91/500	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Buildings Constructed:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	8083	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1