Blocky Booty Busters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	7842	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4808	Towns Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gods Slained:	0	New Chunks Explored:	582985

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mines Excavated:	2575
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4519	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4803	Void Armor Forged:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	46
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchantments Applied:	276
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Zombie Dances:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	718
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ores Mined:	2453
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
New Chunks Explored:	170867	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

Players:	90/500	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3