Blocky Booty Busters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Mines Excavated:	4630	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Potions Brewed:	195	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ores Mined:	6251

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Buildings Constructed:	38
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Buildings Constructed:	37
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	9915	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	486728
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9869
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Animals Bred:	93	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Void Gems Collected:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	4178	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Animals Bred:	185
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ores Mined:	5468	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

Players:	96/700	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2