Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • The Grill

    The Grill

    We run a Survival server with Towny to provide controlled PVP in wilderness but ‘safety’ in the towns. Attached though we have additional worlds giving full on pvp, mob hunting, creative and nether. We are constantly adding new features.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RenegadeCraft

    RenegadeCraft

    We are the ultimate factions/pvp/raid server. Invite and play with your friends and become one of the top factions on our server today!

    Server Info: 100 Slots, 32 GB ram, 8 cores, 24/7, SSD, NO LAG

    – Factions – PvP – Raiding – Chest Shops – MCMMO

    Connected Servers: SkyBlock and Creative

    FREE STUFF: Earn points by voting, posting or spending money on forums. Points can be used to get free stuff like in-game money, ranks, items (god armor, god sword, spawn eggs, etc..)

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ParadACE

    ParadACE

    This is a new and upcoming eco server with unlimited slots and plenty of space to build your new empire, it has a great friendly community with helpful people and staff. At present we are building PvP arena’s and fun and games. We also have a prison for the naughty one’s, but are not a prison based server. We have many plugins and are always on the look out for new one’s to bring you a great game.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MineRealm

    MineRealm

    I DO NOT OWN THIS SERVER. Owner: Intelli. This is a premium server. It’s vanilla survival with a few twists.

    P.S. Please say “cobaya18 sent me” when you join the server.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Tekecraft

    Tekecraft

    Tekecraft is a fun and friendly community driven server that has just been recently rebuilt to make even better. Tekecraft is built by the players for the players. We often host competitions and other fun games to keep the server fun. We strongly believe that every single player has helped make Tekecraft what it is today.

    We have anti-griefing and anti-cheat plugins installed as well as multiple fun and gaming plugins such as spleef and mob arena.

    We also have a creative world that some of our players can access.

    All of our staff are hand selected by the current staff so you can always expect a fair and courteous moderator. Staff members are only appointed if we ask them and they accept. The rule of thumb is “if you ask to be staff, you wont become one” so if you are just coming to join the rank please don’t bother.

    Join and become part of the family!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 43 New Chunks Explored: 551720

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Legends Of Thoroghan

    Legends Of Thoroghan

    LEGENDS OF THOROGHAN IP – lotpvp.us Factions Magic Guns McMmo Prison SkyBlock KitPvP Survival Creative MineWars MonsterSurvival And More!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • WorldCraft Survival

    WorldCraft Survival

    Welcome to WorldCraft. Looking for a Amazing Server to settle down on? This is the one for you. We have a MobArena, PVP Arena, Werewolves and loads more! With great friendly staff and a very well experienced Owner, WorldCraft has loads of potential. We have 50 Slots! This is a dedicated server and up 24/7! We are always up to date with our plugins and want you to have the best experience possible! Come check us out! We also reward those who vote!

    Features: – 24/7 – 50 Slots – PVP Arena -MobArena – Spleef Arena [Coming Soon]

    – Dedicated Server – Friendly Staff – CTF [Coming Soon]

    – mcMMO – Economy – Non Whitelist – Greifing Protection and Rollback

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AlphaWolf-Survival

    AlphaWolf-Survival

    PVP SURVIVAL GRIEF Awesome New server waiting for some awesome pvper’s and soem good staff!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Shadowvolt

    Shadowvolt

    Are you looking for a dedicated server that doesn’t suck? Well, then look no further! Welcome to the Shadowvolt community! Here on Shadowvolt, you’ll never run out of stuff to do. With over fifty plugins, the entertainment is endless! Featuring: – Factions and Survival worlds – All 5 of the HG maps (and 2 custom maps :3) – A variety of Ultimate Arenas including FFA, CTF, Infect, and MOB! – Two parkour courses and a third adventure parkour in the works – A dozen friendly staff members dedicated to helping you with whatever you need – A shops and pawn system! Create your own shop at spawn and kill mobs for money! – Still short on money? Head to the casino, with a fully-functional, custom made slots plugin! Become rich in MINUTES!

    Tired of servers that are boring, non-innovative, and not kept up to date? Sick of servers with plugins that make you want to rip your hair out strand by strand and slam your tongue into a car door? Head to Shadowvolt! – The Shadowvolt Team

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 375 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Craft Cubed

    Craft Cubed

    We are an awesome new 24/7 dedicated Survival server that want to create an awesome community and get people that want to have fun and enjoy themselves! We have a whitelist so apply to CraftCubed.guildportal.com to get whitelisted. we reply quickly and effeciently so you can get playing quickly! thanks for choosing Craft Cubed!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • OdessyCraft PvP

    OdessyCraft PvP

    Factions, mcmmo, Raiding, greifing and more!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Darcraft PvP

    Darcraft PvP

    Darcraft PvP is a server looking for willing players to pvp just for the fun of it, griefing is allowed. It has friendly staff if you don’t get on there bad side.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Datamine

    Datamine

    We are looking for some members to build up our new community. We promote the playerbase to make its own decisions regarding politics or moderation, and we even have a court system. PVP is allowed, but it’s discouraged without provocation. We have several kingdoms if new players want to join one, or they could start their own. Most of all we just like to play together and have fun. You will need to be whitelisted (http://www.sodiumlabs.us:8080/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=7) before joining

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Pacific State 2

    Pacific State 2

    “The best road to progress is freedom’s road” – JFK

    There is no statement that stands more true to our server’s ideology. We don’t want you to feel like you’re restricted. We’ve given you everything, for nothing. And all we want you to do – is to enjoy yourself, and build something for everyone. You could call us selfless, but thats not true. We want something too. Not your money, not your votes, but simply – you.

    So, logon and enjoy our masterpiece – Pacific State 2. WorldEdit, infinite building space, and friends await.

    Join us.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dimension Hops: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Creeperlife

    Creeperlife

    Are you tired of PVP servers with the name hunger games slapped on it even though it has nothing to do with the book? Are you tired of servers where hackers run amuck getting endless warnings but never any punishment? Do you want a good staff that is always keeping things fun and enjoyable for everyone? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then creeperlife is for you! We have a 24/7 staff keeping the games fun as well as many custom plug-ins making sure that everything stays fair and realistic. We have multiple arenas so if you do have to wait to join one, it will be very short. During this time you can find all of our hidden easter eggs in the lobby 😀 We also have a survival free for all server with no plug-ins except for No-cheat and jail. Once you leave the spawn the only things you cant do are water/fire/lava grief. If this sounds fun to you come join us at 184.164.152.118 See you there!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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