Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 265 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
Magic Items Found: 3676 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

New Minecraft Servers

  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1614 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name mMinecraft.org
    Address https://discord.com/invite/yazUzTR8QT
    Features

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there any reset on the server? No, the server never resets.
    Are there any strict rules on the server? Minimal to no rules are enforced on the server.
    What are the available game modes? The server offers Vanilla, Tekkit, Disguises, and Skyblock modes.
    Can players use protection blocks? Players can use optional protection blocks to safeguard their areas.
    Are there any cash prizes available? Yes, the server offers top balance and vote cash prizes.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9913 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

    Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Crops Grown: 4842 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoCash4OldPals

    NoCash4OldPals
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

    Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

    Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

    Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3236 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 788

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

    PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

    We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

    But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 New Chunks Explored: 201396
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Obsidian Addicts United

    Obsidian Addicts United
    Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Farms Harvested: 751 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

    NukeOrJoinNATOCraft
    so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 157 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Shell Swap Sisters

    Shell Swap Sisters
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

    if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

    dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Mines Excavated: 4472 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Love Letters Sent: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bread & Chips R Us

    Bread & Chips R Us
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mainstay

    Mainstay

    You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

    CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Seasons:
    Current Version: 1.21
    World Border: 16k in every direction
    Hosted in Ashburn, VA

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules?
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Server is 21+ only.
    4. PVP is fair play.
    5. No hacking or cheating.
    6. Pranking allowed within reason.
    7. Include favorite cat breed in application.
    8. Keep the server tidy.
    9. Avoid killing withers in the over-world.
    10. See rule 1.
    What are some important server details?
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • Renewable Coral
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • and more…
    Where can I find more information or apply? Join our Discord

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Spooky Night Minecraft Server

    Spooky Night Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

    But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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