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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Dimension Hops:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Gods Slained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	430	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Votes:	9538	Dragon Eggs Found:	988
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	129	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1737	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Buildings Constructed:	42

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Towns Built:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	360064
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	49	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ores Mined:	8196	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mines Excavated:	3732	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	678029	Farms Harvested:	678
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	103/800	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Star Shards Collected:	133
Villages Defended:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5