Blocky Booty Adventures | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Neuro’s Hive – Where Bees Rule and Chaos Reigns!

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Pool Party Edition, where you can dive into a virtual world filled with AI madness and VTuber shenanigans.

Ever wondered who Neuro-sama is? She’s not just any AI, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to master the art of playing osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal gave her a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model, turning her into a VTuber extraordinaire. She’s here to entertain you with her quirky responses, wild rants, and even showcase her singing skills. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI overlord!

Check out our schedule for all the wacky events and streams happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for all the latest updates and craziness.

Want to learn more about AI but find it confusing? We’ve got you covered with educational videos and resources that will blow your mind. And if you’re feeling inspired to create your own AI like Neuro-sama, we’ve got tips and advice to get you started on your journey to AI domination.

But that’s not all! Dive into our merch store for some epic Neuro-sama swag that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies. And don’t miss out on our Catbox archive for all the juicy details from past server events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI, VTubers, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even make friends with Lia from Phase Connect or uncover the mysteries of LoRA. It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	New Chunks Explored:	281883
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCreeper’s Club: Where even the best girl doesn’t have her own route!

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Are you tired of getting cucked for no reason in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the best girl ALWAYS gets her own route! No more being stuck with the worst girl and getting cucked for no reason – join us and experience true fairness and justice in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the worst girl on our server is actually secretly a pro PvP player who will destroy anyone who dares to underestimate her. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, drama-filled world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AnonCraft: Where Brits, Poles, and Memers Unite to Watch Their Step

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, even the devil himself would be scared to roam around here. We’ve got mandatory readings and listening that will have you questioning reality while building your pixelated empire.

Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.

Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker craziness!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further because our server, Dawntrail, is here to shake things up!

Join us for our Early Access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Our Release Date on July 2, 2024 will blow your mind with all the crazy in-game events we have planned.

Ever wanted to crossover into Final Fantasy XVI? Well, now you can with our exclusive event, The Path Infernal. But hurry, it ends on May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT!

And that’s not all, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions like a pro and show off your skills in our PvP Series 5.

Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And don’t forget to join our meetups, like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or the Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join Dawntrail now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Previous threads can’t even compare! 😉🌟🎮 #minecraftmadness #dawntrailfun #joinusnow

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PixelPimps Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of dealing with manwhores and their dirty ways? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of reality as you build your dream world with no pesky Stacys in sight. Our server is a safe haven where your future husband’s virginity is secure, and you can focus on building the biggest house possible without worrying about boys being boys. Say goodbye to the chaos of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where men are pure and drama-free. Join us now and experience a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ArmpitCraft: Where Everyone Spreads Love (and Armpits)

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious quests as you try to uncover the truth behind this perplexing question.

Our server is filled with wacky characters, from talking sheep who only speak in puns to creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby. You never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter as you explore our vast and unpredictable world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a mischievous pack of ocelots, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right).

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you can solve the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs and the sheer absurdity of it all!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchantments Applied:	96	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PantsPoopCraft: Where even busy days can’t stop the fun!

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Are you tired of dealing with crappy bosses and even crappier situations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the daily grind and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks, not hours!

Join us and leave your pants-shitting boss in the dust as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your unfortunate workplace accidents. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let it all out (figuratively, of course) and have a blast without any pants-related consequences. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your boss in the dust – literally!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	3212
Farms Harvested:	836	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NijiCraft: Where Nijisanji EN Takes Over Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy streaming! Join us for a chance to build alongside Petra Gurin, who once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks just because she felt like it. Or team up with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will lead you on quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – on our server, you might just run into Luxiem, where Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino are known for their epic pranks that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. And don’t forget about ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette and Aster Arcadia host the most epic costume parties in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the occasional creeper that might sneak up on you – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixelated Nonsense: The Server Where Anything Goes (Except Canon)

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our non-canon games! Ever wanted to play Minecraft but with flying pigs instead of chickens? Or how about a game mode where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding on the back of a giant chicken? We’ve got it all!

Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos. Our non-canon games will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to regular Minecraft again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Woke Broke – A Minecraft Server where Social Justice meets Creepers! 💥🤣

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a polar bear in a snow globe!

Join our server and say goodbye to the same old, same old. We’ve got more excitement than a llama on a trampoline and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT.

Forget about “go woke, go broke” because on our server, we’re so woke that we broke the mold of boring gameplay. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where Version 4.6 “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades” is in full swing! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the Discovery Collaboration Web Event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” where you can uncover hidden treasures and secrets that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about our Event “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” where you can battle it out with a horde of cat warriors for ultimate glory.

With characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara at your disposal, you’ll never run out of ways to wreak havoc on your enemies. Plus, our current weapon banner features the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn, perfect for unleashing chaos like never before.

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll feel like you’re cheating the system. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PixelPanicCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual time machine straight to the wild west of the internet! Join us and uncover the de-anonymized archive of all the old internet’s “4chan posts” – who knows what kind of crazy adventures and hilarious memes you’ll find! And hey, maybe you’ll even discover some of your own old posts and reminisce about the good old days of internet trolling. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s dive headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of the internet’s past!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Captain Tsubasa’s Pixel Playground

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (and then some)!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited enchanted golden apples and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty LOLz: Hi-Crafters! Let’s Mine & LOL Together! 😀

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Villagers spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in existence and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Potions Brewed:	130
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ores Mined:	2421	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SlavCraft: Where the only difference is how many potatoes they can farm! Join us for a spud-tacular time!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in Slavonia and Dalmatia combined!

Join us and you’ll see the craziest builds you’ve ever laid eyes on. We’ve got players from Slavonia building giant babushka dolls and players from Dalmatia constructing massive Adriatic Sea-themed roller coasters. It’s a clash of cultures and creativity like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got the most epic PvP battles you can imagine. Picture this: a horde of Slavonian warriors armed with pickaxes facing off against a fleet of Dalmatian sailors wielding tridents. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

So why settle for the same old same old when you could be part of something truly unique and outrageous? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Slavonia vs. Dalmatia like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	541
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	6377	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2