Blocky Booty | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

1.21.3, clothed, Crimson, redhead, redhead allure, redhead babes, redhead beauty, redhead charm, redhead erotica, redhead fantasies, redhead fetish, redhead girls, redhead models, redhead porn, redhead seduction, redhead sluts, redhead temptress, redhead vixen, redhead women, sexy redheads, Sluts, Unclothed, Vixens

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

adult behavior, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, BirthdayBlock, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Equipment, event planning, friendship, guest behavior, Minecraft, mutual friends, party etiquette, Permission, photography, photoshoot, private event, Respect, respect for host, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8520	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you’re at a birthday party, having a blast with your friends, when suddenly, Bob shows up with his camera equipment and decides to do a photoshoot in the muddy, dark terrain outside. Who does that at a birthday party? Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Bob gets all upset when asked to stop and eventually storms off without saying goodbye. Drama, intrigue, and awkwardness await you on our server!

Join now for a chance to dodge bullets and witness 30-year-old men bragging about dating 19-year-olds. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

DietDramaCrafters

body image, calories, Daughters, Diet plan, dietary plan, DietDramaCrafters, different needs, eating habits, Fairness, family, health, healthy choices, meal plan, nutrition, overweight, parenting, Siblings, smoothies, underweight, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

Blockheads R Us

addiction, Blockheads, compulsions, cravings, dependencies, fetishes, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, Inclinations, indulgences, infatuations, manias, obsessions, penchants, predilections, Preferences, propensities, temptations, vices, weaknesses

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Potions Brewed:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.

But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

CraftyPutinBoom

Assassination, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyPutinBoom, eastern europe, explosion, Government, highest-ranking official, international relations, landmine, Military, Political, russia, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, war zone, world news

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

Respawn Reset Fun

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, Entertainment, Escape, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Groundhog day, Immersive, PC Gaming, progress reset, Repetitive, Reset, respawn, role playing, simulation, strategy, time killing, Time Loop, Time management, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

u ever feel like u stuck in a loop, like u keep doin the same thing over and over again? well, imagine playin a video game where u gotta start from scratch every single day. sounds like a nightmare, right? but not on our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where u can build, mine, and fight mobs without worryin bout losin ur progress. why? cuz on our server, every day is a new day with new possibilities! join us now and break free from the endless cycle of monotony. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. no joke.

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Farms Harvested:	379	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dimension Hops:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4480
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	236171	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

Players:	104/100	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5