Blocky Boomer Bash | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Crops Grown:	9630

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magic Items Found:	3000
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6045	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	75	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magic Items Found:	8400	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Account.., alt, Antispam, banner, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, description, GIF, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Rating, RU, Server, Servers, Shop, Starter Kit, Storage, Survival, Title, width

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Block Battle Minecraft Server

#youtube, battle, BLOCK, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 updates, Tekken General, terminology

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well look no further, because our server is like a glitch in the matrix! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute madness, but oh boy was it fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary loot that will make your friends green with envy. From diamond swords that shoot fireballs to armor made out of rainbow blocks, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get weird!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love

Anthros, Badass Women, Female Athletes, female bodybuilders, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, Females, fit, Girl Power, Human, Hyper, love, Minecraft, Muscular, powerful women, smp, strength, STRONG, strong females, women in fitness, Women in sports, women who lift

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the power of strong females! Whether they’re human or anthro, as long as they’re fit, strong, muscular, or hyper, they’re welcome here. Join us for epic battles where our female warriors crush their enemies with their sheer strength and power. Rumor has it that our queen bee is actually a 10-foot tall muscle-bound giant who can lift a whole village with one hand. So if you’re looking for a server where the women are the true warriors, come join us and show off your muscles!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10