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Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	31	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4949

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Villages Defended:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1592
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Block Battle Minecraft Server

#youtube, battle, BLOCK, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 updates, Tekken General, terminology

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well look no further, because our server is like a glitch in the matrix! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute madness, but oh boy was it fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary loot that will make your friends green with envy. From diamond swords that shoot fireballs to armor made out of rainbow blocks, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get weird!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	66	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love

Anthros, Badass Women, Female Athletes, female bodybuilders, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, Females, fit, Girl Power, Human, Hyper, love, Minecraft, Muscular, powerful women, smp, strength, STRONG, strong females, women in fitness, Women in sports, women who lift

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the power of strong females! Whether they’re human or anthro, as long as they’re fit, strong, muscular, or hyper, they’re welcome here. Join us for epic battles where our female warriors crush their enemies with their sheer strength and power. Rumor has it that our queen bee is actually a 10-foot tall muscle-bound giant who can lift a whole village with one hand. So if you’re looking for a server where the women are the true warriors, come join us and show off your muscles!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dimension Hops:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NoMoreFreeBabysit

anger, Babysitting, birthday celebration, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, Expectations, family, football game, Friends, Frustration, Miscommunication., NoMoreFreeBabysit, parenting, partying, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like my brother’s friends did with their kid? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop fun and adventure that won’t disappoint!

Our server offers free childcare services for all players, so you can game worry-free while we watch your little ones. No need to worry about pick-up times or bedtime, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to deal with irresponsible friends who ditch their parenting duties for a night out. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Don’t be like Drew and Tanya, join our server today and game on without any worries!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Animals Bred:	47
Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mines Excavated:	4769

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6