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Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	181	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Animals Bred:	193	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dimension Hops:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	271	Villages Defended:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	111
Magic Items Found:	5820	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	805

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Potions Brewed:	146	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	2413
Buildings Constructed:	50	Players Killed by Monsters:	5476
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	259	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Dimension Hops:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	268
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Star Shards Collected:	263	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5715	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Players:	98/700	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Emeralds Found:	4119	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5