Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!

Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.

Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Reds Resort

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Discord: http://discord.redsresort.com/Red’s Resort Aims to offer a Balanced and Refined Survival Experience and a Community to Chill and Hangout.~ ~ ~ Survival ~ ~ ~ Hard Difficulty 18 Ranks Homes & Teleport /tpa Jobs Auction House Residence Quickshop (Chest shops) Player Markets & Server Shop Vote Crates mcMMO

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Piglin

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

– 24/7 uptime! – A friendly, mature, and helpful staffing team with a brilliant active player community! – NPC & community-driven gyms! – 24-hr support ticket system! – A FREE RANK AND KIT to all our discord members – DAILY rare candies, vote keys and a FREE shiny! – Discord contests and giveaways! – RPG Trainer leveling and Pokedex rewards! – Great donor perks and rewards! – Weekly events and minigames open to all players! – Nations – No need to worry about griefers, create towns with friends!So what are you waiting for?! Come join our growing family at **play.thenodemc.com**!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

MC-Ages is a growing network, all running on the latest Minecraft version – 1.20.x. Why not come and explore our servers. You can also choose from Minigames (Park Age), Skyblock, OneBlock, Towny, Industrial (survival), or our Dark Server, a twist on survival. If you like getting involved in a fun community, building, farming and completing quests, why not come and give our small but growing community a try – come and join us!!* Work your way through our custom ranks (Towny, Industrial, Oneblock & Skyblock). * Battle your way to the top of the MCMMO rankings – all servers. * Learn to fight the boss mobs and complete their quests. * Go mining, discover the hidden nightmares in the catacombs. * Earn extra money through Jobs (Towny Industrial Oneblock & Skyblock). * Rise to the challenge of our other in-game quests/challenges. * Try your hand at our upgraded vanilla fishing – custom fish etc. We are looking forward to saying hello.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	116	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	4819

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

* Connect: mc.piratemc.com * Website: https://www.piratemc.com * Discord: https://discord.piratemc.com * Rules: https://piratemc.com/information/rules/ * Live Map: https://piratemc.com/map/ * Getting Started: https://piratemc.com/guides/getting-started/ * Detailed Guides: https://piratemc.com/guides/PirateCraft is a Pirate themed Minecraft survival server. We are a 5 year tight-knit community that’s developed over the years into a wonderful family. Our ethos for running PirateCraft is to have a permanent map that isn’t ever Reset, builds will be kept and protected, you can disappear for 3 months and come back to carry on where you left off! We’ve had players come back after 3 years and continue where they left off! The world doesn’t get stale, Land & abandoned claims are regenerated over time to keep it fresh and clean, players can request Claims and Land to be removed and regenerated by our Staff Team.Staff act like police, they only intervene when asked, you are mostly left to make your own way in PirateCraft, be it Solo or an Empire. We have a rich History documented over the years on our Wiki https://wiki.piratemc.com/PirateCraft_Timeline

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mines Excavated:	3835	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A cozy Swedish Minecraft Survival Server where you can play openly and freely like in Vanilla Singleplayer but with people from all over the country. Of course we have rules: mucraft.se/reglerWe want to try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but still make the experience interesting & unique. Therefore, we have implemented i.a. Economy that the players themselves run!Grief/Theft – Never allowed. You can easily protect (claim) your area yourself. Economy – Earn money by voting or selling materials to other players or the server. PvP – PvP exists and must be kept to the arena in spawn!We also have various events from time to time, such as building competitions, lotto and parkour competitions where it is usually streamed and where you have the chance to win nice, nice prizes!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Crops Grown:	3193

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.