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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8998 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 953 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 113 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where not masturbating is the key to success! Join us and become a whole new person as you resist the urge to touch yourself.
Our server is filled with magical creatures who will guide you on your journey to self-control. From unicorn pigs to dragon chickens, you’ll never be bored as you strive to keep your hands off.
But beware, if you give in to temptation and touch yourself, you’ll be banished to the Land of Shame where you’ll have to mine diamonds with your bare hands for eternity.
So come join us and save yourself from the perils of self-love. You’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of resisting temptation in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
