Blocky Boners – Minecraft Masturbation Madness

65804096, adult content, blocky, boners, Community, discussion, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, Fitness edition, ftt, health, Intimacy, lewds, madness, Masturbation, Minecraft, Pleasure, relationships, schlickin, self-care, sharing, Support, well-being, wellness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3864

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for pleasure! Join our Fapping Together Thread where you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players.

In our Fitness edition, you can work on your in-game muscles while also flexing your… other muscles. Previous players have reported increased stamina and hand-eye coordination from participating in our fapping challenges.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and experience the ultimate release of stress and tension while building your dream world. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session to look forward to? Join us now and let the fapping begin!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Star Shards Collected:	67
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3375	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Towns Built:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Star Shards Collected:	140	Dragons Tamed:	3

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2425
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Votes:	6344
Astral Projections Made:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	New Chunks Explored:	274565
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mines Excavated:	2966
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Votes:	6691
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ores Mined:	7251
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7349

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Runes Activated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3600	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!

FruitCraft: Pineapple Apple Sense

Ananas comosus, Apple, Botanical, Bromeliad, DELICIOUS, etymology, Food, Fruit, fruitcraft, History, juicy, Language, linguistic evolution, Meaning, name.., Pineapple, Plant, sense, SWEET, Tropical, word origin

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ores Mined:	9251
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Enchantments Applied:	233	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. also, we have a roller coaster made entirely of cake that takes u on a wild ride through a rainbow jungle. so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is more lit than a lava pit!