Blocky Boners – Minecraft Masturbation Madness

UncleGriefer420

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Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! Let me tell you a wild story to convince you to join us.

So, imagine this: you’re living with your elderly father, right? And your uncle, who used to be in business with your dad, totally screwed him over. They had a falling out over a house purchase, and now they don’t talk at all. Your dad’s on his deathbed, and your uncle suddenly wants to show up and act all remorseful. But you’re not having it – you call him out on his BS and refuse to let him see your dad.

But hey, that’s just the drama in real life – on our server, things are way more fun! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s just as wild as this story. Plus, we promise no family feuds or comatose dads here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HireMe4Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us if you want to work with a team of players who have survived multiple creeper explosions, battled giant spiders, and even tamed a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

We’re looking for players who aren’t afraid to think outside the block and build the most outrageous structures imaginable. From a giant hotdog roller coaster to a castle made entirely of cake, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only qualification is a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft, then come on down to our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SecretBlockParty

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Do you secretly love building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Do you spend hours perfecting your underwater roller coaster with a secret entrance that only opens if you do the Macarena in real life? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your wildest, most absurd creations without judgment! We have a secret society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly (but only on Tuesdays).

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and build the most ridiculous, over-the-top structures you can imagine, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in our virtual world stays in our virtual world (unless you want to brag about it on social media, of course).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Towns Built:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyRainbowLove

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YOOOOO U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE U FEEL LIKE U JUST WON THE LOTTERY!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT THAILAND LEGALIZES SAME-SEX MARRIAGE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! U CAN MARRY UR MINECRAFT BUDDY AND HAVE A WEDDING IN OUR PIXELATED CHURCH!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOOOOO! 🎉🎉🎉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Flu-Free Fun Zone

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own nasal spray to protect against all the viruses, including the dreaded COVID-19! our virtual mice have tested it out and their lung virus levels dropped by 99.99%! you’ll be safe from flu, pneumonia, and any other nasty infections! build your own protective fortress and battle against the viruses in epic virtual battles! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	9959	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Grass Stacks Modded Server: Where Kangaroos Rule and Blocks Drool!

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Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted. Preferably 18+, looking for a chill ambiance on the server.
Gameplay	Enhanced Vanilla experience with Mods. Main feature mods include: Ars Nouveau, The Graveyard, Chipped, and Mystical Agriculture.
Commands	/home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands available. Waystones are also available.
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat for communication, emphasis on community and town building.
Server Life	Scripted Dungeons, rewards, events, and treasure chests for community engagement.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join this Minecraft server?

Please check out the discord for application and more information: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y

2. What makes Stack of Grass different from other Minecraft servers?

Stack of Grass offers a close knit community with a focus on socialising and world building. It provides an enhanced Vanilla experience with Mods to enhance gameplay.

3. Is there an age requirement to join Stack of Grass?

Preferably 18+ players are welcomed on the server to maintain a mature and chill ambiance.

4. What are some of the main feature Mods on the server?

Main feature mods include Ars Nouveau, The Graveyard, Chipped, and Mystical Agriculture. There are also Quality of Life mods like Sophisticated Backpacks and Waystones.

5. Are there any in-game events or activities on the server?

Admins on Stack of Grass add scripted Dungeons, rewards, and events for community engagement. Players can also participate in town building and town events.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magic Items Found:	8052	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Boss Battle Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, avoiding jobbing, battle, Boss, Character development, Combat, defeating bosses, FANTASY, final boss, isekai, jobbing, leveling up, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, plot armor, power ups, Protagonist, Server, Skills, strategies, Tips, world-building

Are you tired of getting wrecked by the final boss in isekai worlds? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your boss-fighting skills without the fear of getting sent back to your boring old world!

Join us and experience a world where the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes and a love for disco music. But be warned, if you fail to defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your days in the server!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but guarded by a group of dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your loot. Can you out-dance the skeletons and claim your riches?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few dancing skeletons). See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5741	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Animals Bred:	62

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Why Did My Wife Try To Join Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape awkward conversations like this! Our server is a safe haven for players who want to avoid uncomfortable chats with their significant others. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures in our wacky world?

Come join us and leave your real-life problems behind! We promise you won’t have to explain why you’re spending hours on end building pixelated structures instead of spending quality time with your partner. Just blame it on creepers or something, they’ll understand. 😂🎮 #MinecraftSMPGoals #EscapeRealityWithUs

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4854	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BroWedding vs. BroCeremony Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sticking to your original plans, just like this bride-to-be! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feud, just like in this crazy story.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of choosing between your wedding date and your brother’s spiritual milestone – Enjoy the chaos of family drama and rifts over important life events – Witness the epic battle of “party” vs spiritual journey – Get a taste of what it’s like to be accused of being selfish for not changing your plans – Explore the world of Minecraft while questioning if you’re being too rigid or unreasonable

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that understands the struggle of balancing family expectations and personal milestones. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Star Shards Collected:	187	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MommaMoveOutNoHouseNoCouch

AITAH, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, communication breakdown, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, generational differences, MommaMoveOutNoHouseNoCouch, mother-daughter dynamics, mother-daughter relationship, parental expectations, parental support, personal boundaries, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom selling it behind your back! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the pressures of family obligations and focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise.

Join us and never worry about your mom moving in with you unannounced because in our world, you make the rules! Build a mansion for yourself and your virtual family without any interference from meddling relatives. Plus, you won’t have to deal with aunts guilt-tripping you about not helping out your mom – they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to bother you!

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Emeralds Found:	8390
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HeroFailsMC SMP

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Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of meeting your favorite Minecraft YouTuber, only to find out they’re actually a llama in disguise! That’s right, our server is full of wacky surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can boogie down with the undead?

So if you’re ready for a wild and crazy adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, things may not always be what they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dimension Hops:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NoDirtNoDiamonds

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have a rule that says you must wear a chicken costume at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the chickens in our server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil cows to steal all the diamonds. Only by blending in with the chickens can you uncover their nefarious plot and save the day!

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every player must speak only in pig Latin. It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s the only way to communicate with the ancient pig gods who control the weather in our server. If you want sunny skies and endless crops, you better start practicing your oink-ese!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the rules are made up and the adventures are out of this world. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, don’t trust the cows. They’re always up to something…

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Magic Items Found:	8836
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

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so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3595
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamy Face Mine

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. like, seriously, it’s a total trip, man.

we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox. you gotta see it to believe it, dude.

our villagers are all trained in the ancient art of interpretive dance. they put on shows that will blow your mind, man.

and don’t even get me started on our pet creepers. they’re like little green puppies that follow you around and explode with love.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. i promise you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Berry Bonanza Farm

Agricultural Technology, agriculture innovation, berry, berry production, bonanza, Farm, food production, food security, food sustainability, global food demands, indoor agriculture, indoor crop production, indoor farming, indoor farming industry, innovative farming methods, international collaboration., scientific research, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable food production, vertical farm technology, vertical farming, vertical farming benefits, vertical farming solutions

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a world-first indoor vertical farm that produces 4M pounds of berries a year! our farm is run by a team of international scientists who are also secretly minecraft pros, so you know it’s gonna be lit.

imagine planting your crops in the sky and watching them grow downwards, defying gravity like a boss. our berries are so juicy and delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your hunger bar problems in the game.

not only that, but our scientists have also discovered a way to make your character in the game never get hungry again. you’ll be able to run around all day without worrying about finding food, just like a real-life superhero.

so come join us on our server and experience the thrill of sky-high farming and never-ending hunger satisfaction. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	1342
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1