Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crops Grown:	6318
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4239
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Crops Grown:	2957

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Potions Brewed:	46
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1356
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.