Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	211

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Buildings Constructed:	33
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Potions Brewed:	81
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	New Chunks Explored:	464747
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magic Items Found:	4870	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9030
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Animals Bred:	79	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Emeralds Found:	7354	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7286

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Endless Night Skies:	5
Farms Harvested:	152	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4930
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.