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Hubs-N-Bills Minecraft Server

family dynamics, financial boundaries, financial contributions, financial independence, gift giving, household expenses, HubsNBills, husband covering bills, in-laws, joint expenses, marital finances, Minecraft, mortgage-free, nursing income, passive income, property taxes, rental properties, Server, snide comments, spousal support, student loans, working part-time

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	233	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my husband covering all the bills? Look no further! Join our server where we cover all the virtual expenses for you! Need diamonds? We got you covered. Want a fancy enchanted sword? We’ll hook you up. Our server is like having a sugar daddy, but in Minecraft form.

Just like how my husband adopted my daughter, our server will adopt you into its virtual family and shower you with gifts and goodies. And just like how my passive income covers all my personal expenses, our server will cover all your virtual needs.

So come join us and let us spoil you rotten, just like my in-laws think my husband spoils me. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCoupleGifts

5 years old, aita, alone, calling out, CraftyCoupleGifts, dinner time, EXCITEMENT, Experience, hurt, joint birthday present, joy, Party, PRESENT, Ridiculous, saturday, selfish, sharing, Son, Wife, work

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	74
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sharing joy? Look no further than our server! We believe in waiting to open presents together, unlike some selfish parents out there. Join us for a birthday celebration like no other, where we wait until the whole family is present to open gifts. Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a virtual cake to share! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the true meaning of family togetherness.

BrainFlicker Minecraft SMP

arousal, awkward, Brain, BrainFlicker, desire, EMBARRASSING, funny, impulse, inappropriate, lustful, Minecraft, Random, sexual, Situation, smp, strange, Thoughts, Timing, Turned On, uncontrollable, unexpected, weird

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	1294
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	4348
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

LMAO, okay so like picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly your brain is like “Hey buddy, you know what would be a great idea right now? Getting turned on!” Like, what the actual heck brain, we’re in the middle of a creeper attack and you wanna think about that? 😂 But hey, if you wanna experience more random brain farts like that, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP! We have the most chaotic and hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our server events are so wild, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join us and let your brain do some questionable things at the most inappropriate times! 🤪🤣🤣🤣 #MinecraftSMP #CreeperTurnOn

Dad’s Wisdom: Creeper-Free Zone

advice, cherished, Childhood, CreeperFree, Dads, family, Father, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly advice, guidance, Impactful, lasting impression, lessons, life lessons, love, memorable, paternal, Role Model, unforgettable, wisdom, words of wisdom, Zone

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Votes:	4950
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad proud? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your dad will be begging to join in on the fun. Picture this: you and your dad teaming up to battle hordes of creepers, building the most epic castle together, and bonding over your shared love for mining diamonds. Trust us, this server will bring you and your dad closer than ever before. Join now and create memories that will last a lifetime!

CanalCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, canal, CanalCraft, Claim, controversy, denial, Diplomatic, Dispute, free, international relations, Maritime, Minecraft, Négotiation, panama, panama canal, policy, Server, shipping, State Department, Toll, Transit, US government, Vessels

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the Panama Canal but in Minecraft!! U can sail ur boat for free and the State Department is all like “whaaaat??” They can’t believe it, but we don’t care cuz we’re too busy building epic ships and cruising through the canal like bosses. Join us and be part of the craziest waterway adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that we don’t need no government to tell us how to sail our boats! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GazaCraft: No Trump Soldiers

Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, global politics, international relations, Middle East conflict, military deployment, military intervention, military presence, military strategy, Peacekeeping, security measures, soldiers, trump, Trump administration, united states, us foreign policy, US soldiers, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	498
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where trump has declared that no US soldiers are needed in Gaza because our server is so lit that the US will take over after the war is won by our epic players. we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the best community ever. plus, trump himself will be joining us to build a giant wall around our server to keep out all the haters. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Crafty Nurse Squad

Better nurse staffing, C-sections, Childbirth, Crafty, fewer c-sections, Healthcare, healthcare outcomes, healthcare quality, healthcare research, healthcare staffing, hospital staffing, labor and delivery, maternal health, Maternity care., medical procedures, medical staffing, Nurse, nurse staffing, obstetrics, patient outcomes, squad, Surgical procedures, surgical staff

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	564
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

join our server and never worry about getting a c-section again! our nurse staffing is so on point, you’ll be popping out babies like a conveyor belt! trust us, you won’t find a better place to birth your pixelated offspring. come join the fun and let our nurses take care of you in ways you never thought possible. who knew minecraft could be so life-changing? come see for yourself!

Redefo

Adventure, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Votes:	7723	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Welcome to the redesign!

Redemo is the perfect place for you who seek a unique experience in the Minecraft universe! With a friendly community, stable servers and various game modes, we guarantee that your adventure will be unforgettable.

What we offer:

Diversified game modes: From the traditional Survival to custom modalities you will love to explore. Events and Challenges: Participate in weekly events, tournaments and exciting challenges to test your skills. Economics and Commerce: Build your empire, change items and gain riches in our economic system. ATTENTION: Always ready to ensure fun gameplay and without abuse, with quick support for players. Join our community and create amazing memories with your friends on the redemum. Let’s grow together!

Enter now and start your journey!

redemo.ddns.net:2153

Pixeras

Afk, Balanced, blocks, Epic Tasks., fair, Fun, Innovative, Items, legend, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, pay to win, PIXEL, Pixeras, Powerful player, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	117
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crops Grown:	2459
Dimension Hops:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Pixeras comes with a Skyblock and MMORPG mixture that forces Minecraft’s boundaries! As the name implies, it represents a world in which the pixels unite and become a legend. Here, you will delete the traces of the concept of Pay to Win and find a fair, balanced, innovative and fun game environment. You will not only be limited to breaking the blocks and collecting items or leaving AFK, but you will also proceed to become the most powerful player in the Pixeras world by completing the epic tasks.

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THE OLD LANDS

Lands, Minecraft server Roleplay Discord Tech exploration Magic Ruins Riches Legacies PvP Survival Exploration Modded Kingdoms Adventure Ashes Eccentric Zealots Dwarves Villain Storytelling, smp

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Overview

Server Name	Old Lands
Experience	Modded worldbuilding server with rich storytelling and survival aspects
Mods	Around 300 mods including tech exploration and magic
Features	Ruins to explore, riches to claim, and legacies to build
Gameplay	PvP welcome, roleplay rules apply
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server by clicking on the link provided in the Discord invite.

Q: What are the rules for PvP?

A: PvP is welcome and encouraged, but standard roleplay rules apply such as No New Life Rule (NLR).

Q: Are there specific character roles to play on the server?

A: You are free to choose how you wish to make your mark on the world, whether as an inspiration to your people or in infamy as a villain.

RainbowCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Japanese VTubers, Nijisanji, Nijisanji community, Nijisanji content, Nijisanji content preferences, Nijisanji discord, nijisanji fans, Nijisanji Instagram, Nijisanji language, Nijisanji members, Nijisanji official, Nijisanji streams, Nijisanji thread, Nijisanji Twitter, Nijisanji viewers, Nijisanji wiki, RainbowCraft, virtual youtubers, にじさんじ

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Zombie Dances:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, ever heard of Nijisanji? It’s like a secret club of epic gamers and streamers who are lowkey killing it in the Minecraft world. Check out their official members list, it’s like the Avengers but with more blocks and less spandex.

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to game with these legends. We got streams on streams, bro! Watch multiple streams at once, it’s like having multiple tabs open but way more chaotic and fun. Plus, we got a viewer that lets you peep on who’s streaming – it’s like being a creeper but in a totally non-creepy way.

Want to get into Nijisanji? Just tell us what kind of content you’re into and if you can understand the language used by the branch you want to join. We’ll hook you up, no worries.

And remember, ignore the haters – we don’t mess with shitposters, discordfags, or tribalfags. They’re like the creepers of the internet, just waiting to blow up your vibe. So come on over to our server and let’s build some epic stuff together!

RoutineBreaker Minecraft Server

Argument, breakfast routine, breaking routine, childcare, Date night, employment, family day, family routine, Great Danes, IT job, Minecraft, morning routine, mother-in-law, non verbal autism, parenting routine, Routine, RoutineBreaker, Schedule, Server, spontaneous, Upset, wife’s routine, working parents

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where routines are sacred and spontaneity is a sin! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waking up at 4 am to go for a run with your dogs, only to be scolded for disrupting the carefully crafted schedule of your significant other.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on structure and order, where breakfast has been the same for 13 years and lunch is a sacred ritual. But beware, attempting to join in on a jog at an unconventional hour may result in a rift in your relationship and a ban from the breakfast table.

Join us for date nights on Fridays and family days on Saturdays, where the only acceptable form of entertainment is following the strict routine of your partner. And don’t worry, if you need a break from the monotony, there’s always DIY projects, gardening, and plumbing to keep you busy.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a world where schedules reign supreme and spontaneity is a punishable offense. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

BoyfriendDeadlineCraft

Accountability, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDeadlineCraft, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Cooking, DEADLINE, emotional labor, Expectations, Frustration, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	2754
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who promise to help but never follow through? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your virtual boyfriend leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Plus, our virtual dogs never need to be taken care of – they just magically respawn when you log off! Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can set deadlines for your virtual partner to get their act together. Join now and build a life where you’re the only one in control – no more guilt, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Regretless SMP – Minecraft

acceptance, Closure, DELETE, erase, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, learn, let go, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Move on, past, Reflection, Regretless, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	3593	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!

PixelPufferfish

benefits of quitting smoking, better circulation, better skin, health benefits, improved breathing, improved cardiovascular health, improved lung function, improved overall well-being, improved sense of smell, improved sense of taste, increased energy, long term effects of quitting smoking, longer life expectancy, lower risk of diseases, PixelPufferfish, positive effects, quit smoking, quitting cigarettes, reduced coughing, smoke-free life, smoking cessation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	903629	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Join our Minecraft server and watch your cravings disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Within minutes of logging on, you’ll feel the urge to smoke vanish like a stack of blocks in creative mode. Our virtual world is so addicting, you won’t even remember you used to be a smoker! So come join us and say goodbye to tobacco and hello to a new addiction – building epic structures and battling zombies!

Players:	104/600	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	3484	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0