Blocky Blunders: LOL Moments Galore! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Novidium

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Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in: -Balance leaderboard, for money -Island leaderboard, for island level

Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Astopia

Adventure, Anarchy, Astopia, Boss Battles, Builder, Community, Creative, creativity, Cross-Play, endless possibilities, Explorer, fighter, friendly community, Lag-free, legend, Minecraft, Quests, Server, strategy, Vanilla

Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

armor stands, atmosphere, Cities, city building, comfortable, decorations, Enchantments, Farms, Friends, minecraft server, Pictures, president, rp, RP Events, Survival, Swords, texture pack, Textures, Vanilla

I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

24GB memory, Bananas, classic, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Flavored, Freshly wiped, Google Doc, help-chat, java, Kingdom, Mature, MONKEY, paper minecraft server, quality of life additions, review, seeing you, Server, server-application channel, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelist

ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

career prospects, economic downturn, job application, job competition, job experience, job hunting, job insecurity, job interviews, job market, job market challenges, job market difficulties, job market frustrations, job market struggles, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job qualifications, job scarcity, Job Search, Job skills, Jobless, Minecraft, player, smp, unemployment

Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

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LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8506
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Row Survival

Minecraft Survival Semi-Vanilla Active Players Suggestions Mature Fun Vanilla Adventure PVP Economy Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Factions Modded Community Whitelist Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Skyrise

24/7, admin abuse, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Explore, Fight, Game, join us, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyrise, State of the art hardware, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

Join us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ores Mined:	699	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

active members, age range, Armor stand arms, banana, Bananas, basic rules, Chat, Cheating, dedicated members, Diamond Economy, Discord, Friendly, Fruity, Fun, Fun Events, Griefing, HermitCraft Inspired, Invisible item frames, Join, Minecraft, minimal addons, new players, Player Base, Playerheads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2 months
Version	1.21.1
Mods	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is whitelisted.
What is the average age range of players on the server?	The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
Are new players welcome?	Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, Minecraft, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun

Crafty, Fun, gender diversity, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender inclusivity, gender nonconformity, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, non-binary identities, Propaganda, smp, social justice, tranny, transgender acceptance, transgender activism, transgender advocacy, transgender community, transgender empowerment, transgender liberation, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3666	Love Letters Sent:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	155
New Chunks Explored:	464732	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Aptitude, effortless skill, Expertise, FORTE, GIFTED, inherent talent, innate abilities, intuitive talent, KNACK™, Minecraft, natural ability, natural talent, naturally good, Pro_Gamer_God, proficient, Skilled, Skills, smp, Specialty, Strengths, strong suit, talent

Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TastyVeggieSnack

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Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crops Grown:	6104
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MissileCraftF16s

Allies, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense systems, F-16s, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, medium-range missiles, military aid, military assistance, MissileCraftF16s, Politico, Reports, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, Ukraine, US, weapons

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES FOR F-16s!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BLOW STUFF UP LIKE A BOSS. WHO NEEDS CREEPERS WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE?

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magic Items Found:	8797
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Animals Bred:	195
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2