Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

anguish, blocky, Blunders, coping mechanisms, cry for help, Darkness, death, depression, Despair, Edition, emotional pain, Inner Demons, kill, Kill me, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self harm, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Torment

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Items Found:	5538	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Emeralds Found:	4098	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	210	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Potions Brewed:	137	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mines Excavated:	4148	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimension Hops:	5

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Towns Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magic Items Found:	2366	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2