Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelVascular Quest

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	451
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	183016	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	3057	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	192
Chimeras Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Star Shards Collected:	57
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Animals Bred:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Love Letters Sent:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	807	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	271	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1913	Towns Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

Server200222.aternos.me

English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4598	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Runes Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2367	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	909
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

DoggyDramaCraft

aggression, breeding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dog, dog behavior, DoggyDramaCraft, Experience, family dynamics, Fixed, Japanese akita, large breed dog, Marriage, obedience training, pet ownership, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, socialization, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Star Shards Collected:	73	Farms Harvested:	456
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of teamwork and communication just like in the story of this poor doggo!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to breed virtual animals without any of the real-life drama. Our server is filled with players who are always willing to lend a helping hand, unlike some partners who leave all the pet responsibilities to one person.

Explore our vast virtual world with your furry friends by your side, without worrying about them turning aggressive towards other players. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you decide to fix your virtual pets to avoid any unnecessary drama.

So come on, join our server and let’s create some hilarious stories together, just like the one above!

CraftyAfricanVibes

Africa, Colonialism, Corruption, CraftyAfricanVibes, Development, economic challenges, economic growth, Economy, education, Exploitation, foreign investment, Governance, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Natural resources, Poor, POVERTY, resource-rich, Social Issues, wealth disparity

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world as rich in resources as Africa, but without the crazy poor part! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Ever wondered why Africa is so resource rich but crazy poor? Well, on our server, we have a hilarious backstory for that! Legend has it that a mischievous group of creepers once invaded Africa and stole all the wealth, leaving the land barren and the villagers broke. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to reclaim the riches and restore prosperity to the land!

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, danger, and plenty of loot. Build your own empire, team up with friends, and take on the creepers in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

Players:	90/800	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1