Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 258 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But don’t worry, there are plenty of other ways to have a blast on our server. How about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions? The winner gets a crown made entirely out of diamonds (not really, but it sounds cool).
Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive “Sheep Fashion Show,” where players dress up their sheep in the most outrageous outfits and strut their stuff on the catwalk. The best-dressed sheep wins a lifetime supply of virtual hay (which is surprisingly hard to come by in the Minecraft world).
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most floor-friendly Minecraft community out there. Just remember, no floor killing allowed!
