Blocky Bladder; No Side Effects! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Votes:	9153
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	199	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	510
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a magical potion that cures bladder cancer with an 88% success rate and zero side effects. That’s right, folks. Not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you might just walk away with a clean bill of health too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, arousal, c/u/cks, cuckold, Deepthroat, Domination, dreamscape, Exploration, fetish, Haven, janny cock, kink, LGBTQ, love, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual desire, Submission, sucking, taboo, tr/a/nnies, Transgender

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow-infested wonderland where trannies and cucks are all about sucking janny cock for fun! It’s like a party where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and let your inner weirdo shine. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this crazy world of blocky madness!

AI_MindCraft SMP

academic performance, Adaptability, ai, AI_MindCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Classroom, Digital Learning, education, educational tools, Future, gen z, Impact, innovation, learning, machine learning, online resources, School, smp, student experience, Students, study, Technology

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Towns Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft gamers out there! If you wanna join the most epic SMP server ever, then look no further! This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits.

Join our server for the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireballs out of your butt! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who are also professional Minecraft players?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the opportunity to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our crazy community of gamers who are just as insane as you are. Let’s goooooo!

MineTearCraft

emotional dramas, emotional films, emotional rollercoaster movies, emotional tearjerker movies, films that hit you in the feels, films that make you emotional, films that make you weep, films to watch when feeling down, heart-wrenching movies, MineTearCraft, movies that bring on the tears, movies that evoke strong emotions, movies that make you cry, movies that make you emotional wreck, movies that make you teary-eyed, movies that touch your soul, movies that tug at your heartstrings, movies to watch when sad, sad movies, tear-inducing films, tearjerker films

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cry tears of joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will bring tears to your eyes as you witness the beauty of our pixelated landscapes and the hilarity of our player-built creations.

Join us for epic adventures, insane mini-games, and a community of players who will make you laugh until you cry (literally). Our server is so awesome, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its greatness.

So why join our server? Because it’s the only place where you can mine diamonds while crying tears of happiness, battle epic bosses while laughing uncontrollably, and build the most ridiculous structures while wiping tears of joy from your eyes.

Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server of all time. Join us now and get ready to cry like you’ve never cried before (in a good way, of course).

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, civil union, equality, european union, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, law, legalization, legislation, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Liechtenstein, Marriage equality, marriage rights, Minecraft, progressive, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, social change, society, Takes Effect

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u gotta join this server. first off, did u know that Liechtenstein Marriage Equality Law just took effect on this server? that’s right, u can marry ur minecraft buddy and have a big ol’ wedding in the virtual world. ain’t that just wild?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy. and guess what? there’s a dragon there that farts glitter. i ain’t kiddin’, this server is straight up bonkers.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DruzeQueenSuwaidaGov

Druze community, Druze minority, DruzeQueenSuwaidaGov, female empowerment, gender equality, government appointment, government officials, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minority representation, new government, official position, political diversity, political progress, Suwaida, Suwaida governor, Syria, Syrian government, woman governor, women in government, women leaders

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

hey u! ya u! r u lookin for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got a syrian government that’s so wild, they put a druze minority woman as governor in suwaida! that’s right, she’s the third woman to hold an official position under the new government and she’s killin it!

come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history! build ur own empire, battle dragons, and maybe even meet a talking sheep! our server is so epic, even herobrine is scared to log on! so what r u waitin for? join now and let the madness begin!

TendonCraft: Fiber Fun & Recovery

Achilles tendon, Achilles tendon injury, Achilles tendon recovery, fiber, fiber arrangement, fiber orientation, Fun, healthy tendons, imaging technique, injured tendons, injury recovery, medical imaging, phase retardance, Recovery, tendon healing, tendon health, tendon health insights, tendon imaging, tendon injury, tendon injury patterns, tendon patterns, tendon recovery, tendon research, TendonCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, bro? well, let me tell u sumthin’, dis server is so lit, it’s gonna make ur Achilles tendon injury recover faster than u can say “diamond sword”! we got new imaging techniques dat will blow ur mind, showing u patterns in injured tendons dat u never knew existed.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, let me tell u a story. dere was dis player who joined da server and his Achilles tendon was all messed up, but after playin’ on our server, he was jumpin’ around like a pro in no time! his tendon was healin’ faster than u can say “creeper explosion”!

so, if u wanna have a blast, make new friends, and heal ur tendon at da same time, den dis server is da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s have some fun together!

Spugunke

Active players, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, grow, Ip:, java, Minecraft, non-laggy, original feel, PORT, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Towns, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

‘Spugunke’ Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Spugunke
Server Age	2 days old
Features	Tpa’s, /spawn, sethomes, Non-Laggy server, Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
Discord	Join Discord
Java IP	spugunke.net
Version	1.21.4
Bedrock IP	spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can join by using the Java IP: spugunke.net or Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best with Port 25565.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, make sure to check out the rules on our Discord server and follow them to maintain a positive gameplay experience for everyone.

3. Can I create my own town or join an existing one?

Yes, there are different teams and towns on the server that you can join or create your own to build a thriving community.

4. Is the server lag-free?

Yes, the server is non-laggy for a smooth gameplay experience.

5. How can I teleport to other players?

You can use the Tpa command to teleport to other players within the server.

Candy Cereal Wonderland 1.21.1

1.21.1, artificial flavors, balanced diet, breakfast cereals, breakfast choices, breakfast options, candy, CEREAL, childhood obesity, consumer awareness, dietary habits, empty calories, Food Industry, health concerns, hidden sugars, marketing tactics, nutritional value, processed foods, sugar addiction, sugar overload, sugary cereals, unhealthy eating, wonderland

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	68	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	44
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because we got breakfast cereals that are literally candy in the game! I mean, who needs a balanced diet when you can just munch on sugary goodness all day in blocky form, am I right? Plus, we’re all about questioning reality here, like seriously, what are we even doing with our lives? So come join us and let’s make some questionable life choices together in this wacky Minecraft world!

Walnut DNA Fun Land

40 million years, alternating sexes, Dna, DNA polymorphism, evolutionary stability, female-first flowering, Fun, gene variants, genetic inheritance, genetic mutations, genetic research, genetics, Land, male-first flowering, plant evolution, plant genetics, plant genetics research, plant reproduction, reproductive biology, walnut, walnut genetics., walnut species, walnut trees, walnuts

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like walnuts but wit alternating sexes! like, imagine u log in and ur character is a walnut but one day u could be a female walnut and the next day u could be a male walnut! it’s like a genetic experiment gone wild in da minecraft world. and get dis, researchers found two variants of a gene linked to female-first or male-first flowering in walnuts! like, how crazy is dat? dis DNA polymorphism has been stable for almost 40 million years, so u know dis server is legit old school. join now and be a part of da nutty adventure!

Vanilla Multiplayer

bedrock, building, classic, Community, cross-platform, Discord, Economy, Exploration, game breaking, java, modifications, multiplayer, Protection, Reset, Shop, smp, Suggestions, Survival, THRIVING, Vanilla, VOICE, Website

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6304	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Server Name	Vanilla Multiplayer
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Features	Survival Gameplay, Grief Protection, Player-Driven Economy, Cross-Platform Support

Server Overview

Vanilla Multiplayer is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server that offers a pure survival experience with added features to enhance gameplay. Our goal is to foster a community-driven environment where players can build, explore, and thrive without the worry of world resets or griefing.

Server Details

Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132

Community Links

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Vanilla Multiplayer. We have protections in place to safeguard players’ builds.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to run their own shops and control the economy on the server.

Is the server in beta testing?

Yes, Vanilla Multiplayer is currently in heavy beta testing. Players are encouraged to report any issues or suggestions on our Discord server.

Walmart Sock Thief 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, arrest, consequences, consequences of shoplifting, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, global perspective, law enforcement, online humiliation, petty theft, public shaming, Retail, SECURITY, Shoplifting, social media, Sock, Surveillance, theft, thief, video sharing, Walmart

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – on this server, if you shoplift socks from a virtual Walmart, your pixelated arrest will be live-streamed on virtual YouTube for millions of virtual people to watch! Can you even imagine the chaos and drama that will unfold? It’s like reality TV on steroids, but in a blocky world. So, if you’re looking for some crazy shenanigans and a chance to become a virtual celebrity for all the wrong reasons, then this server is the place to be! Don’t miss out, join now and let the madness begin!

PresentPals Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Christmas presents, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, gift etiquette, gift giving, Girlfriend, group dynamics, inappropriate gifts, Intentions, Minecraft, misinterpretations, misunderstandings, peer pressure, peer relationships, PresentPals, relationships, Server, social cues, social dynamics

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8365
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	53461	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of giving gifts to friends only to have them accuse you of trying to steal their heart? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only gifts exchanged are virtual diamonds and enchanted swords!

We promise no drama like the time I gave my friend earrings and suddenly I was accused of trying to woo her away from her boyfriend. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your prized pig from your farm!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is a safe haven where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust me, it’s a lot less stressful than dealing with friends who can’t accept a simple gift without reading into it too much.

BlockyBedBangersGoneWild

BlockyBedBangersGoneWild, Boundaries, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, guest etiquette, Hosting, House Party, house rules, kicking out, kicking out guests, new years, Party, party behavior, party etiquette, party rules, sex in bed, unwanted guests, violence

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	5862
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t find naked strangers on your bed during a party? Look no further than our server! We promise no surprise guests getting frisky in your room and definitely no laptop throwing or plant knocking over. Join us for a wild and respectful time where the only thing getting dirty is the dirt in the game! Plus, we have zero tolerance for any players trying to sneak back into the party uninvited – we’ll escort them out faster than you can say “Creeper!” So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience like no other!

SyriaCraft: UNrestored Territory

Ceasefire, civil war, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, political stability, restoration, security council, special envoy, Syria, SyriaCraft, territorial integrity, Territory, UN, united nations, UNrestored

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dimension Hops:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we restore syria’s territorial integrity one block at a time! with the UN special envoy leading the way, we are on a mission to build the biggest and baddest structures in all of minecraft land.

we have crazy events like “build a peace treaty” where players have to negotiate with each other using only emojis and “battle for the border” where we fight off creepers trying to invade our land.

join us and be part of the most epic quest in minecraft history! who knew saving syria could be so much fun?

dickcraft server Minecraft

admins, beautiful spawn, DickCraft, emotions, free donation dupe, Helpers, Minecraft, Naruto, op, Playing, Rtp, Server, top server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

top server, looking for admins and helpers, beautiful spawn, free donation dupe, rtp, naruto, op! go to dickcraft and get a lot of emotions from playing it! We are looking forward to it!

darfie.aternos.me