Blocky Bitch Moans | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Block Breaker Bob – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Votes:	1381	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun! Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who control the very fabric of the game. Want to join their ranks and learn the secrets of the blocky universe? Then you better hurry and join us now!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring browsers and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret exploding all the time).

Super Mario World Romhacks Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Tired of boring old video games with realistic graphics and complicated storylines? Say goodbye to modern vidya and join our Minecraft server where you can punch trees, ride pigs, and build giant statues of your favorite memes!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find it. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to uncover its location.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can battle giant mutant creepers, ride on the backs of dragons, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and build ridiculous structures like giant toilets and roller coasters that go through lava.

So if you’re ready to leave modern vidya behind and embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter and mayhem, then join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of the server and have songs sung about your epic exploits!

> Women are Stupid Bitches, Your Body My Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Bitches, Body, Choice, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, Harassment, Minecraft, Misogyny, RIGHTS, sexism, smp, Stereotypes, stupid, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, violence, Women

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and trolling your friends with outrageous pranks.

Our server is filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, the mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. We have flying creepers, dancing skeletons, and even a zombie king who throws parties in his underground lair. Will you be brave enough to face these challenges and emerge victorious?

So come join us and be a part of our wacky community. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for pulling off the most epic pranks and building the most outrageous structures. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means calling out your friend’s terrible singing skills in the middle of a battle.

GreekCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient Ruins, athens, Beautiful Scenery, culture, debt crisis, Economy, emotions, european union, Food, greece, Greek people, GreekCraft, History, Islands, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Opinions, perceptions, Politics, Server, tourism, travel, vacation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	183	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Are you tired of building the same old boring structures in Minecraft? Do you crave adventure and excitement in your blocky world? Then come join our server, where we have recreated the entire country of Greece in all its glory! Explore ancient ruins, battle mythical creatures, and even take on the role of a Greek god if you’re feeling extra powerful.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground rave club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a wild and hilarious journey through the land of Greece? Come join us and see why everyone is raving about our server – it’s a blocky adventure like no other!

Paypig SMP – Beta Cuck Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Beta, Betas, cuck, Domination, fetish, fetish community, financial control, financial domination, findom, Humiliation, kink, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, online domination, paypig, paypiggy, paypigs, sicko cucks, smp, submissive lifestyle, submissive men, sugar baby, sugar daddy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	557	Crops Grown:	5973
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We’re on the hunt for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks who are ready to dominate the virtual world like never before. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (but maybe seek some help). Just make sure you come prepared to spend some serious diamonds because we don’t mess around with broke players here. So come join us on this wild ride and let’s see just how far your wallet can take you. xoxotag: monomiss (because why not add a little mystery to the mix?)

BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Items Found:	5597	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whatever floats your boat).

Rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes on top-secret missions to retrieve rare diamonds and emeralds for the server economy. But shh, don’t tell anyone or you might blow his cover!

We also have a resident prankster who loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, he replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT blocks and let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them.

But the real question is, are you brave enough to join our server and see if YOU can keep getting away with it? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Bottoms Up Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bottom, Bottoms, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Intimacy, LGBT community, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, Self-expression, self-identity, Server, sexual orientation, sexual preference, tgirl, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including getting hit on by a Tgirl who wants to make you her bottom! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the wild and crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, building insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and of course, navigating the unexpected advances of Tgirls who just want to shake things up. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up becoming the queen of the server’s bottom hierarchy!

So come on and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

Early What Part of Leverkusen Are You From Minecraft SMP

Childhood, city, Community, District, Early, early life, geography, germany, heritage, Hometown, Identity, leverkusen, local ], location, Memories, Minecraft, Neighborhood, Origins, part, Place, Region, Roots, smp, upbringing

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5282
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Buildings Constructed:	47	Ores Mined:	7933
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players from all over Leverkusen joining in on the fun. From the posh neighborhoods with diamond-studded houses to the quirky corners where villagers throw crazy parties, there’s never a dull moment in this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hunting down rare mobs like the elusive Ender Dragon, or if you want to show off your building skills by constructing a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead players to hidden chests filled with enchanted goodies and golden apples.

So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because in this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in Leverkusen!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as Midora’s decision-making skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good plot twist and nonsensical choices. Join us and embark on a journey filled with unexpected turns and mind-boggling moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own sanity just like Midora! So come on, join us and let’s make some questionable decisions together!

Hawk Tuah Girl Minecraft SMP: MemeCoin Lawsuit Response

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise and the creepers are trained circus performers who explode confetti instead of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can tame a wild llama, it will take you on a magical journey to a hidden realm filled with enchanted loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

acceptance, blockparty, coexistence, culture, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, Global community, Harmony, Humanity, Imagine, inclusion, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, prejudice, racism, Server, society, tolerance, Unity, world without jews, world without whites

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	116	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Crops Grown:	5052
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only thing whiter than the snow-capped mountains is the teeth of our friendly villagers! And don’t worry, our diamond mines are definitely not run by any sneaky jews trying to steal your loot.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the only drama is whether to build your house out of quartz or diamond blocks. Our community is so inclusive that even the creepers have learned to love and explode in harmony.

But beware, our Ender Dragon is a total diva and will only be defeated by players wearing the trendiest armor sets. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s whiter and more drama-free than a Taylor Swift concert.

Attempted Murder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Votes:	7657	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of survival in a world where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are a daily occurrence.

One time, a player tried to steal someone’s diamonds and it turned into a full-blown PvP battle that ended in a hilarious chase scene through the Nether. It was literally attempted murder, but don’t worry, no one actually died (in the game, at least).

We have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell items, but watch out for the shady traders who might try to scam you with fake enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling brave, you can try your luck in our custom-built dungeons that are filled with deadly traps and powerful bosses.

Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready!

Towa’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Towa wins… at being the most ridiculously awesome server out there!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the Rainbow Llama Unicorn. Ride into battle on its sparkly back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or just make them jealous of your fabulous mount).

So why wait? Join Towa wins… and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

I Love Imouto Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

Our server is filled with wacky mods that will have you questioning reality. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? We’ve got you covered. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen.

But the real reason you should join? Our admin, Imouto, is actually a wizard who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly zombie named Bob.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5778
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	309666	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	14