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MysticCraft Land 1.21

Censorship, controversial, double standards, freedom of speech, gay cock, Homosexuality, humor, Land, LGBTQ, LHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MysticCraft, offensive, outrage culture, pisslam, Political Correctness, Provocative, Religion, satire, shock value, social commentary, taboo

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion! We have players running around like headless chickens, building upside-down houses, and creating pixel art of their favorite memes. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the absolute madness that is our server!

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	290
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	230	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Ores Mined:	6915	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ores Mined:	7143
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	626253	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Towns Built:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3574	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Farms Harvested:	954	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crops Grown:	2698
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Divine Spears Created:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	742127

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Players:	97/600	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	1533
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34