Blocky Bitch Minecraft Server

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! This bitch of a server is where all the cool kids hang out and build the most epic creations you’ve ever seen. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined this server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and sunglasses. Legend has it that anyone who gazes upon this majestic llama will be blessed with infinite diamonds and never-ending stacks of enchanted golden apples. Yeah, you heard that right. This server is so magical that even the llamas are ballin’ out of control.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of this server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And the only way to unlock its riches is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what other ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Astopia

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Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

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I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

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ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3865
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mines Excavated:	1870
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

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LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Row Survival

Minecraft Survival Semi-Vanilla Active Players Suggestions Mature Fun Vanilla Adventure PVP Economy Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Factions Modded Community Whitelist Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Skyrise

24/7, admin abuse, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Explore, Fight, Game, join us, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyrise, State of the art hardware, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

Join us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2 months
Version	1.21.1
Mods	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is whitelisted.
What is the average age range of players on the server?	The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
Are new players welcome?	Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	7271
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun

Crafty, Fun, gender diversity, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender inclusivity, gender nonconformity, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, non-binary identities, Propaganda, smp, social justice, tranny, transgender acceptance, transgender activism, transgender advocacy, transgender community, transgender empowerment, transgender liberation, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Aptitude, effortless skill, Expertise, FORTE, GIFTED, inherent talent, innate abilities, intuitive talent, KNACK™, Minecraft, natural ability, natural talent, naturally good, Pro_Gamer_God, proficient, Skilled, Skills, smp, Specialty, Strengths, strong suit, talent

Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Towns Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TastyVeggieSnack

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Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	306343

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MissileCraftF16s

Allies, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense systems, F-16s, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, medium-range missiles, military aid, military assistance, MissileCraftF16s, Politico, Reports, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, Ukraine, US, weapons

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES FOR F-16s!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BLOW STUFF UP LIKE A BOSS. WHO NEEDS CREEPERS WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE?

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!

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so, liek, this server is liek totally out of this world, man. we got this crazy theory that earth had a ring 466 million years ago, so we decided to recreate it in minecraft. you can mine for rare space rocks and build your own intergalactic base.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of alien villagers who trade in diamonds and emeralds. they’ll give you quests to complete in exchange for out-of-this-world rewards.

oh, and did i mention the giant space squid boss that roams the server? defeat it and you’ll earn the title of Space Warrior and gain access to exclusive areas.

so come join us on this wacky, wild ride through space and time. who knows what other crazy secrets are waiting to be discovered on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.