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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Buildings Constructed: 24
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Star Shards Collected: 224 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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