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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Alien Abductions: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 New Chunks Explored: 89526

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Server
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