Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
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