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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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