Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

advice needed, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, Cultural differences, dad, dad argument, English as second language., family conflict, future plans, girlfriend conflict, language barrier, Living at home, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving out, relationship problems, saving money, Server, Visiting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Star Shards Collected:	233	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

#generous, Accommodating, bbq, candy, CHIPS, Costco, Debbie, disability, DisabilityCraft, Free stuff, Grateful, Halloween, Items, neighbor, neighbor kid, Options, potato chips, Rude, Special, special treatment, special treats, Treats, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7855	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

condemned, despised, disregarded, HateFreeZone, maligned, Marginalized, Minecraft, misunderstood, scapegoated, smp, stigmatized, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uncelebrated, Uncredited, Underappreciated, underestimated, Underrated, unfairly judged, unjustly criticized, Unloved, unvalued, vilified

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3661

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!

Adaptability, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., instant learning, Instantly, learn, lifelong learning, motivation, personal development, problem solving, productivity, resilience, self improvement, self-confidence, self-discipline, skill acquisition., Skillz4Dayz, success mindset, Time management

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!

Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.

So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockyPoliceMC Server

arrest, arrested, BlockyPoliceMC, crime, criminal activity, defense industry, Gothenburg, Gun Violence, international news, investigation, Israeli defense contractor, law and order, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Police, Scandinavia, SECURITY, Server, shooting incident, SUSPECT, Sweden, violence

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AmmoDepotSmashCraft

airstrikes, AmmoDepotSmashCraft, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, deep strike, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, military airfield, military operation, military tactics, RETALIATION, russia, Russian ammunition depots, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

join this cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got explosions bigger than ukraine hitting russian ammo depots, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here! our players are like trained military strategists, planning epic attacks on enemy bases and airfields. you’ll be dodging bombs and building your way to victory in no time! so come on, join us and experience the thrill of warfare in the world of blocks! it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus

Adventures, attempt suicide, autism, autistic, campus, cisgender, college students, Diverse, Diversity, gender, gender-diverse, higher education, Inclusivity, intersectionality, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, neurodiversity, PEERS, suicidal behaviors, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, support services

Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! We got gender-diverse college students and peeps with autism who are more lit than a creeper explosion! If you wanna experience suicidal thoughts and behaviors in the most epic way possible, dis server is for you! And if you happen to be both gender-diverse and autistic, well buckle up buttercup, cuz you’re in for a wild ride straight to the End! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Enchantments Applied:	257
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Kapi-Craft: Where even the llamas are VIPs!

Active players, age requirement, building, clutter, Community, Cozy, Create, Discord, Enjoyable, free world, KapiCraft, limited spots, Llamas, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Plugins, Private, responsive, Server, Small, VIPS

Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	Over 18 years old Active player Love building
What we offer	Free world without plugins Server with 70 mods (70% building mods) Mods like Create and MineColonies Pleasant time spent together Responsive server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the Discord link provided above
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you please
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Currently, we are only looking for a limited number of players
Is there any way to communicate with other players?	Yes, we have a Discord server for communication

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Nationalize the Oil Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate activists, climate change, climate crisis, corporate greed, energy industry, energy regulation, environmental activism, environmental destruction, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, global warming, government intervention., Minecraft, nationalize, Nationalize the Oil, Natural resources, Oil, oil production, political controversy, renewable energy, Server, social justice

Are you tired of those pesky climate activists trying to save the environment? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner eco-villain as you destroy trees, pollute the rivers, and pave over every inch of green space. Show those activists who’s boss by joining our server and proving that global warming is just a myth created by tree-hugging hippies. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of evil robots who are hell-bent on destroying the planet for their own nefarious purposes. So come on, join us and help us rid the world of those pesky do-gooders once and for all!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Jr’s Confusing Minecraft SMP Antics

Antics, blended families, children, Communication, Confusing, confusion, Deception, family dynamics, Family secrets, Fatherhood, hidden truths, Identity, Implications, Interpretation, JRS, Meaning, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting, relationships, smp, speculation, step-parenting

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wackiness and shenanigans you could ever want!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.

So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

alcoholism, cancer recovery, Communication, Confrontation, DadCraft, depression, Divorce, Effort, Emotional distance, estranged, family, father daughter, generational gap, grandchildren, Honesty, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, self-care, Server, stepmother

Are you tired of complicated family relationships and drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is so drama-free, even your dad’s 3rd wife’s affair partner’s cousin’s dog won’t cause any issues.

We understand the struggle of trying to maintain a relationship with a distant parent, which is why we offer a virtual escape where you can build your dream world without any family drama. Plus, our server is so addictive, your dad will have to schedule visits around your Minecraft playtime!

So come join us and let go of all the real-life drama. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join now and build your way to happiness, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyExSibsPoor

aita, Arguing, conservative family, CraftyExSibsPoor, custody, DATING, developmental issues, ex, family money, financial help, half siblings, Job, Kids, lake house, Motel, Overseas, Poor, Pregnant, special needs, visitation

Looking for drama and chaos in your Minecraft server? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the crazy twists and turns of a soap opera! Join now to witness exes fighting over virtual custody of their pixelated kids, with plot twists involving overseas boyfriends, unexpected pregnancies, and family money drama. Will you choose to help out your virtual ex in need, or watch the drama unfold from afar? Join our server now for a wild ride of virtual family dynamics and outrageous storylines!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mines Excavated:	1105	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KidBelievedLiesMC SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood wonder, funny memories, growing up, Innocence, KidBelievedLiesMC, misconceptions, naive thoughts, smp

Remember when you thought that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our SMP, that’s actually true! Our server is located on a secret underground network that connects directly to China. So not only can you build epic bases and battle mobs, but you can also trade with pandas and eat authentic Chinese food while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a PvP match, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew as a kid!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	848
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockyLove: CraftyConnections

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Connection, CraftyConnections, emotional intelligence, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Intimacy, lasting relationship, love, loyalty, mutual respect, Partnership, Respect, Shared goals, Support, time together, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of building relationships that crumble faster than a sandcastle in a rainstorm? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find out what makes a lasting relationship in the world of blocks and pixels.

Our server is like a virtual love potion, bringing players together in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against evil mobs to building majestic castles together, you’ll forge bonds that will withstand the test of time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of friendship on virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into while being a part of this social experiment?

So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of friendship in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated community. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyFurryPride

acceptance, Anthropomorphic, Community, controversy, CraftyFurryPride, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Official, policy, Propaganda, recognition, Recommendation, Russian, Social Issues, subcultures, tolerance

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. like, imagine a world where anthropomorphic animals, like furries and stuff, are like, considered the coolest thing ever. well, on this server, that’s like, totally the reality, dude.

we got russian officials, like, recommending to recognise all the furry peeps as part of the lgbt community. like, what even, right? but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

join us and be part of the most outrageous and hilarious community ever. build your own furry kingdom, have epic battles with other furries, and just have a blast, man.

so, like, come on and join us. who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the furries. let’s make minecraft great again, one furry at a time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4618