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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8264 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6108 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.