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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9035 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 4842 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.