Blocky Battles Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pirate’s adventure on the high seas? Look no further than our server, where you can join the ongoing Houshou META Cruise Mission and rock a Suffren party dress skin like a true fashionista.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Nagato META event and relive the Whydah memory like a time-traveling pirate. And don’t miss out on the Aquilifier Ballade rerun, where you can party with the likes of Roma in style.

Upcoming events include the Tempesta event, where you can snag SSR Fancy, SSR Ganj-i-sawai, SSR Amity, SR Dolphin, and SR Portsmouth-Adventure. Plus, get ready for skins for Tempesta, Atago, Owari, and Bristol that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

And if you’re worried about losing your account, just bind it before the game updates or risk walking the plank. Oh, and don’t bother looking for an /alg/ discord, because we’re too cool for that.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a To Love Ru collab event that will blow your mind. See you in the game, mateys!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

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Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Dimension Hops:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

“The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Christpill Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Void Gems Collected:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Potions Brewed:	41

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

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HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mines Excavated:	2050	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

High Cuddle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	72	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

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Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mines Excavated:	2037
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.