Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Animals Bred:	47
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

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Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockheadsRUs

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	992
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ores Mined:	2723

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Potions Brewed:	133	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

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lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	618	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

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Cobblemonia <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/hilarious-women-memes/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Overview

Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

Server Information

Server Version	1.20.1
Server Type	Whitelist Only
Content Creators	Yes

Join Us

If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
Can I join as a content creator?	Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
How quickly are applications reviewed?	Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

-Professor Tommo

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Falling into the Void:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LoveCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Items Found:	7279	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineCrafty2024

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crops Grown:	9537
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.