Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

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Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Freedom United

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Freedom United is a server where we allow the player to have a lot of freedom of what they want to do. We give you alot of plugins to play with, while still trying to maintain that Vanilla feeling we all know and love!

For example, we have hundreds of quests availible to you. We have intresting areas you can explore, Coop arena’s, cities where you can buy stuff, and much much more! (Full list down below!). All this, while keeping the Vanilla Feel! Players are allowed to build, walk, kill, and explore all they want!

Link to the Dynmap: http://94.213.198.23:8123/ __________

The IP for our server is: 94.213.198.23 Feel free to join! You are always welcome considering there is no Whitelist !

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Urucraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Server 1.8 to 1.20 Modalities: Survival, Creative and SkyBlock, We are a newly opened Network in expansion

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AngelsCraft

Hey guys welcome to AngelzCraft we feature some awesome plugins including : *Factions *Timeismoney *Lockette *Bounty *Dogtags *And many more =)

Our server holds 200 people at a time WITH NO LAG!!! and the server is up 24/7 We have awesome staff with 10 Admins, 1 Mod, 1 Co-Owner, and 1 Owner.

IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org

Angelscraft.enjin.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DEADZONEmc

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Max level >> 150 Starting money 500 Reserve every midnight Wedding lock box protection Bank – keep level – die without dropping items Level lifeskill +buff random box NPC trading Create a guild + NPC send quests Log in to receive daily rewards /reward Make something permanent NPC gives out free buffs ⁠buff-shop

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	8721	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GoPro

The best Latvian server! McMMo Factions 50 slots 24/7 No lag! Shop!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

IgniteSMP

Anarchy, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IgniteSMP is a survival Minecraft server that features a slowly expanding custom map with realistic biomes, borders, and landmarks. Players can travel across continents, oceans, and islands using boats, planes, and nether portals. They can also claim land for their civilization, form alliances, start wars, and trade or fight for resources. When you’re ready to begin exploring, building and conquering, then you’ll know it’s time to join the IgniteSMP server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3940	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	2417
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Anarchic Frontiers

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Anarchic Frontiers” space expedition’s mission is to colonize new worlds where several competing socio-political ideologies are in play. Voluntaryism, Statism, and Anocracy. How will followers of these philosophies interact with each other? will they find peace? trade? prosperity? or will it be a bloody spectacle! Write your own story in this unique, challenging and thought provoking environment!

* Tight-knit casual community * Scaleable Protection against griefing. * Extra Hard Difficulty * Quest system to introduce features and offer some rewards * VAMPIRES, beware creatures of the night who feed on the living! * Player managed shopkeepers can be setup to Buy and Sell, using any items as currency. * Cheat detection and Orebfuscation (hides ore and hidden chests from x-ray cheaters) are in effect. * There are many server performance optimizations, bug fixes and improvements, some of which also improve client performance. * 99.9% Uptime verified for over a year. * Data integrity is guaranteed, data is backed up daily. * Check website for more features/modifications/info.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	298	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Towns Built:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FuntimeLifestelNetwork

LifeSteal

There are many lifesteal servers, but there is only one Lifesteal, and N3.MCST.IO:8670 is where you will find it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MagnaUni

Chatting, Communityfocused, Cultures, Friendlycommunity, International, Kingdoms, Minimalplugins, Multilanguage, Nogrief, Survival

Welcome to MagnaUni,

your cozy corner of the Minecraft universe where simplicity meets heartwarming camaraderie! Here, it’s not just a server; it’s a snug home for fellow adventurers from across the globe to share culture, swap stories, and embark on unforgettable blocky journeys together.

🌍 A Global Gathering: Join our diverse family of players from all over the world. It’s not just about blocks; it’s about building connections with people from different cultures, sharing experiences, and making friends from so many places.

🌱 Back to Basics: Dive into the essence of Minecraft with us. Our survival server keeps it simple, with just enough plugins to enhance the fun without losing that authentic vanilla Minecraft charm. It’s the kind of place where you can kick back, relax, and enjoy the game the way it was meant to be.

🤝 Neighbors, Not Strangers: No grief, no stress—just good vibes! Our community thrives on collaboration. Join forces with your fellow players, embark on epic builds, and revel in the joy of creating together. Your masterpieces are safe with us!

👂 Your Ideas Matter: At MagnaUni, everyone’s voice is heard. Our friendly staff team is all ears for your suggestions and feedback.

🌈 More Than Just Blocks: MagnaUni is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a warm and welcoming space where your imagination takes flight. Connect with kindred spirits, explore new horizons, and revel in the simple joys of Minecraft with friends who feel like family.

Join us at MagnaUni, where every block has a story, and every player is a cherished part of our tight-knit community. Adventure, laughter, and genuine connections await – come on in, the fire’s warm, and the friends are even warmer! 🌟

❤️‍🔥 https://discord.gg/kCkafxFRVu ❤️‍🔥

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mc-Exodus

Skyblock server with a economy and a friendly staff.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UndyingSmp

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival, Whitelist

UndyingSmp is a whitelisted Lifesteal Challenge Minecraft server where players compete for a $100 prize. The server is cross-play compatible, has a 50 member max (probably), and offers features like TPA, manual and automatic anti-cheat detection, DeathCoords upon death, and EnderDragonEggTracker for tournament challenges. It also has custom villages with shops and uses the BetterSleeping plugin. To get added to the whitelist, you must join the UndyingSmp Discord. Once there, read the rules entirely from top to bottom to learn what to do next. Discord: https://discord.gg/hTbcn8AFx8

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Potions Brewed:	182	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DG Minecraft

Welcome to the Dgminecraft srever We are trying to br the best we can be give us a try see if this server is whar u can call home it Free to play upgrades can be payed for OR eared. So give us a try get your frends to play and let all have a “Supper Fun time”.. LOL have a good day.

Some outer stuff is the Admins And Mods Are great with what you need Don’t bug thim about OP or someing like that and thay will be your Best frends Some come have fun enjoy help us out give us a look we are all frends so give us a try…. **** New for evey vote We pay u $300.00 in game Money a vote have a great day PSS 100$ for each site…

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Fluxmc

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Games

We are a small growing SMP server I would love to have fun we host a lot I giveaways daily So give us a chance

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PunFumblerCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Towny

From Towny which has a land based non-griefing environment to an intense prison that has you in a cellblock mining for your freedom. PunFumblerCraft has loads of exciting gamemodes and features to play around with. Invite your friends and make it even more fun! The server is well maintained and takes pride in being up to date, with as few bugs and glitches as technically possible, better than most servers.

IP: Play.PunFumblerCraft.com Website: http://www.punfumblercraft.com/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Taspia

Skyblock

Welcome to Taspia Skyblock! [Version 1.9 – 1.20]

Get ready for the ultimate Skyblock experience on our server, where you and your friends can build the most incredible and unique Skyblock Islands ever seen! But that’s not all—prepare to take on thrilling boss battles in our specially designed zones, where you can test your skills and claim epic rewards.

As you embark on your Skyblock adventure, we offer exciting custom crates which will give you awesome rewards!

If you ever have any questions or need assistance, our dedicated team is always available to provide support. We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and welcoming community, where players can connect, collaborate, and forge new friendships.

Join Taspia Skyblock today and unleash your creativity on the ultimate Minecraft Skyblock server. Your Island awaits!

Discover the limitless potential of Skyblock and be part of our thriving community. We can’t wait to welcome you and your friends to the adventure of a lifetime. See you soon in Taspia Skyblock! <3

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8656
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).