Blocky Bants | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Emeralds Found:	950
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	New Chunks Explored:	15835
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where you can start your very own virtual business! From cleaning apartments to selling enchanted diamond pickaxes, the possibilities are endless! Who needs a real job when you can make virtual bank in our pixelated world?

Don’t worry about high starting costs, because on our server, all you need is a few blocks and some creativity to get your business up and running. Plus, you’ll have the support of our friendly community who are always willing to lend a hand (or a diamond sword)!

So come on down to our server and let your entrepreneurial spirit run wild! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1975	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	272	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4668	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	5950	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	195	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Items Found:	3300

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	New Chunks Explored:	953082
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Votes:	6661	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Love Letters Sent:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ores Mined:	4144	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Potions Brewed:	96	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1033
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9259	Towns Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	924557	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!