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Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	4754
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	273
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6519
Love Letters Sent:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Emeralds Found:	1116
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Villages Defended:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Dimension Hops:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	225
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8747	Villages Defended:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7588
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	148

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Players:	90/300	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	8712	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10