New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FakeFriendFinder – Minecraft SMP

    FakeFriendFinder – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you know when you’re just mining away in Minecraft, minding your own business, and then BAM! Your so-called “friend” steals all your diamonds and runs off into the sunset? Yeah, that’s the worst, right? But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no fake friends allowed” policy!

    Join us for the most lit adventures, the dankest memes, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. We’ve got secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up (but don’t worry, he’s totally house-trained).

    So if you’re tired of getting backstabbed by your so-called “friends” and you’re ready to join a crew of true homies who will have your back no matter what, then come on down to our totally rad Minecraft SMP! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best diamond armor, because things are about to get wild, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoMore9to5MC

    NoMore9to5MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been a creeper babysitter? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become a professional creeper whisperer! Never worry about getting blown up again as you expertly calm down those explosive green critters with your soothing words and calming presence. Join us now and say goodbye to creeper-related PTSD forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LostLegion Minecraft Server

    LostLegion Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join us on this epic server where we have uncovered the lost battle of the ninth legion! roman experts have confirmed it, so you know it’s legit.

    imagine fighting off zombies and creepers alongside roman soldiers, all while searching for hidden treasure and ancient artifacts. who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons.

    join us now for the adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, anything is possible. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of history in the making!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LootedJewHomeGoneFrau

    LootedJewHomeGoneFrau

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have a german woman living in a house stolen from jews as our main attraction! watch her struggle to keep her ill-gotten home while building your own empire in the game. it’s like real life drama but in minecraft! join now for a wild ride of controversy and chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sleepy Drive Minecraft

    Sleepy Drive Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the only place where u can drive ur minecart while half asleep and it’s totally cool, bro. like, imagine cruising through the mines with your eyes half closed, dodging creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. it’s a wild ride, man. plus, the villagers are always throwing epic parties in the village square. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a never-ending adventure. so come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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