Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread

The Kam Schizo’s Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Emeralds Found:	2093	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Votes:	2017
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t believe the shiz that goes down there! Picture this: a land full of unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And guess what? The pigs poop out diamonds, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.

Complaining About Racist Backlash Minecraft SMP

activism, Backlash, civil rights, complaining, cultural ignorance, discrimination, discrimination backlash, INEQUALITY, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial prejudice, racial tension, racist, racist backlash, smp, Social Issues, social justice, systemic racism, uncultured

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	3431
Votes:	5123	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some outrageous fun! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who is determined to build the biggest diamond castle in all the land. But watch out, because Herobrine is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your precious diamonds and turn your house into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get us started on the drama between the villagers and the zombie pigmen – it’s like a soap opera in block form! So come on down and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary builder or the king of the server – just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky creepers!

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

advice, blunt advice, brutal truths, brutally honest, candid advice, cold hard facts, direct advice, Fun, GIT, GUD, hard truths, harsh realities, honest feedback, HonestCraft, life lessons, no BS advice, no nonsense advice, no sugarcoating, reality check, smp, straightforward advice, tough advice, tough love, tough love advice, unfiltered advice

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	624
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Bro’s Blocky Hoodie

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Animals Bred:	146
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5054
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5671
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Are you tired of living in your girlfriend’s hoodie because it smells like her and reminds you of her? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the male equivalent of that hoodie! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block smells like victory and reminds you of the epic battles you’ve won. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll attract all the creepers who want to be your friends. So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own epic love story with blocks!

Snake Scales Monkey Radar

MONKEY, Radar, scales, SNAKE

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Zombie Dances:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got monkeys spotting snakes like it’s nobody’s business! Our scientists have discovered that these monkeys are like ninja snake detectors, all thanks to the snake scales being a visual cue. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but in Minecraft! Join now and see if you can spot the sneaky snakes before the monkeys do! It’s a wild ride, baby!

⚔️The Nitrogen Network⚔️

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Connect, console, Discord, Events, Feedback, Gear, Join, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, Players, PvP, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3208
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ores Mined:	2111
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

The Nitrogen Network Overview

Server Features	Description
Survival SMP	Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes
Skyblock	Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, Co-Op Options
Upgrade Wars	Casual PVP game with gear upgrades and in-game unlocks
Vote Rewards	Players can claim free rewards by voting for the server
Community Feedback	Server listens to player feedback for improvements
Constant Updates	Servers are constantly evolving for the best player experience
Seasonal Events	Festive events around holidays and season changes

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network server?

A: You can join by using the server IP: play.nitrogen.zone or adding “NitrogenSMP” as a friend on console.

Q: What is the Discord server for Nitrogen Network?

A: You can join the Discord server at discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz.

Q: What is the main game mode on the server?

A: The main game modes include Survival SMP, Skyblock, and Upgrade Wars.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, controversial themes, dark themes, emotional impact, emotional manipulation, Ethereal, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Jealousy, love triangles, Manga, mature content, moral dilemmas, NTR, psychological effects, relationship dynamics, Romance genre, Skylands, storytelling, trust issues

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Bro, forget about NTR drama and come join our Minecraft server where we have epic adventures and no NTR nonsense!

We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your mind when you see your favorite waifu getting stolen in a manga.

Join us for some blocky fun and leave the NTR drama behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and exploring the pixelated world.

Don’t be a sad weeb, be a happy miner on our server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when your diamond pickaxe breaks.

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

Aglaea, Amphoreus, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, firefly, Fugue, Gallagher, general, herta, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, misha, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, smp, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Yukong

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive previews, trailers, and sneak peeks that will blow your mind. From “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn” to “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” our server is constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our character banners and drip marketing. With 5* Ice Erudition, Lightning Remembrance, and Ice Remembrance, you’ll be decked out in the coolest gear around.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VortexVG

anti cheat, Auction, Community, developer, Events, Expansion, Gaming, Maze, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Play, profit, Progression, quality of life, Ranks, Server, Shop, Staff, Upgrade, VortexVG

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Game Mode	Description
Bedwars	3 maps, solos, squads, 8v8, old combat, Hypixel-styled shops, stat-tracking
SkyWars	Unlockable kits, item voting, new biomes map, fast-paced combat, stat-tracking
SkyBlock	Create your own island, automated shop, progress through island ranks, sell items for profit
KitPvP	Huge map, custom anti-cheat, stat-tracking, intense combat
Lifesteal SMP	5000×5000 map, little rules, vanilla map, quality-of-life commands
Skymining	8 mines, custom-scripted prestige mines, pickaxe progression, parkour map
Prison	4 mines, armor upgrades, weapon progression, classic PvP

FAQ

Q: Is this server pay-to-win?

A: No, there is no pay-to-win aspect on this server.

Q: How many maps are available in Bedwars?

A: There are 3 maps available for Bedwars.

Q: Are there any custom features in SkyBlock?

A: Yes, there are automated shop and auction house features in SkyBlock.

Q: Can I play with friends on SkyBlock?

A: Yes, you can create your own island with friends in SkyBlock.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, there is a custom maze, routine-based events, parkour, and more available on the server.

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal abuse, Big Gay, calls everyone fucko, controversial personality, criminal behavior, derogatory, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, eggholes, gossip, harmful actions, has aids, has pox, HOMOPHOBIC, Inappropriate Behavior, offensive language, rapes chickens, Realm, Rumors, social outcast, that guy, Vulgar, WANDERER

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Runes Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Communication, computer science, devices, disappearing act, Hardware, heard from again, IT, maintenance, Minecraft, mysterious disappearance, networking, never seen, Operating, Operating systems, smp, software, Support, switches, Systems, technical issues, Technology, Troubleshooting, what gives

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3664	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mines Excavated:	4068
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	New Chunks Explored:	693786
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8725	Dragon Eggs Found:	9706
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	176
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	45
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Animals Bred:	177	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	87	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	6137	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Players:	108/400	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10