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Elder Scrolls Server

adventurers, assassins, city, Count, Elder, Elder Councilman, emperor, Empire, Farm, general, guild, Guild Master, Massive World, Minecraft, Roleplay, rp, Scrolls, Server, Siege, soldiers, Statesmen, Timeline, Village, Villains

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elder Scrolls Universe RP
Features	Build a city Create an empire Be a soldier in a massive siege Form a guild of assassins Relax in a quiet village and farm
Join Our Discord	https://discord.gg/jDP9c5RN6g

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I become a General or Emperor in the server?	Yes, our unique timeline allows anyone to become a General, Elder Councilman, Guild Master, Emperor, Count, etc. and shape the server’s history.
What can I do in the server?	You can build cities, create empires, participate in sieges, form guilds, relax in villages, farm, and much more!
Is there a specific theme for the server?	Yes, the server is based in the Elder Scrolls Universe, providing a rich lore and world for players to immerse themselves in.

The Kam Schizo’s Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Votes:	4808	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t believe the shiz that goes down there! Picture this: a land full of unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And guess what? The pigs poop out diamonds, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.

Complaining About Racist Backlash Minecraft SMP

activism, Backlash, civil rights, complaining, cultural ignorance, discrimination, discrimination backlash, INEQUALITY, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial prejudice, racial tension, racist, racist backlash, smp, Social Issues, social justice, systemic racism, uncultured

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some outrageous fun! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who is determined to build the biggest diamond castle in all the land. But watch out, because Herobrine is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your precious diamonds and turn your house into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get us started on the drama between the villagers and the zombie pigmen – it’s like a soap opera in block form! So come on down and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary builder or the king of the server – just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky creepers!

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

advice, blunt advice, brutal truths, brutally honest, candid advice, cold hard facts, direct advice, Fun, GIT, GUD, hard truths, harsh realities, honest feedback, HonestCraft, life lessons, no BS advice, no nonsense advice, no sugarcoating, reality check, smp, straightforward advice, tough advice, tough love, tough love advice, unfiltered advice

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Bro’s Blocky Hoodie

blocky, boyfriend fashion, boyfriend hoodie, boyfriend hoodie alternative, boyfriend hoodie comfort, boyfriend hoodie connection, boyfriend hoodie equivalent, boyfriend hoodie memory, boyfriend hoodie nostalgia, boyfriend hoodie replacement, boyfriend hoodie smell, boyfriend hoodie substitute, boyfriend scent, boyfriend scent hoodie, boyfriend style, bros, comfort wear, hoodie, male fashion, masculine fashion, men’s Clothing, sentimental clothing

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ores Mined:	9503

Are you tired of living in your girlfriend’s hoodie because it smells like her and reminds you of her? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the male equivalent of that hoodie! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block smells like victory and reminds you of the epic battles you’ve won. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll attract all the creepers who want to be your friends. So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own epic love story with blocks!

Snake Scales Monkey Radar

MONKEY, Radar, scales, SNAKE

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2548	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got monkeys spotting snakes like it’s nobody’s business! Our scientists have discovered that these monkeys are like ninja snake detectors, all thanks to the snake scales being a visual cue. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but in Minecraft! Join now and see if you can spot the sneaky snakes before the monkeys do! It’s a wild ride, baby!

⚔️The Nitrogen Network⚔️

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Connect, console, Discord, Events, Feedback, Gear, Join, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, Players, PvP, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Farms Harvested:	486
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

The Nitrogen Network Overview

Server Features	Description
Survival SMP	Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes
Skyblock	Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, Co-Op Options
Upgrade Wars	Casual PVP game with gear upgrades and in-game unlocks
Vote Rewards	Players can claim free rewards by voting for the server
Community Feedback	Server listens to player feedback for improvements
Constant Updates	Servers are constantly evolving for the best player experience
Seasonal Events	Festive events around holidays and season changes

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network server?

A: You can join by using the server IP: play.nitrogen.zone or adding “NitrogenSMP” as a friend on console.

Q: What is the Discord server for Nitrogen Network?

A: You can join the Discord server at discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz.

Q: What is the main game mode on the server?

A: The main game modes include Survival SMP, Skyblock, and Upgrade Wars.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, controversial themes, dark themes, emotional impact, emotional manipulation, Ethereal, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Jealousy, love triangles, Manga, mature content, moral dilemmas, NTR, psychological effects, relationship dynamics, Romance genre, Skylands, storytelling, trust issues

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Votes:	5187
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	2555	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Bro, forget about NTR drama and come join our Minecraft server where we have epic adventures and no NTR nonsense!

We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your mind when you see your favorite waifu getting stolen in a manga.

Join us for some blocky fun and leave the NTR drama behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and exploring the pixelated world.

Don’t be a sad weeb, be a happy miner on our server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when your diamond pickaxe breaks.

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

Aglaea, Amphoreus, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, firefly, Fugue, Gallagher, general, herta, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, misha, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, smp, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Yukong

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive previews, trailers, and sneak peeks that will blow your mind. From “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn” to “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” our server is constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our character banners and drip marketing. With 5* Ice Erudition, Lightning Remembrance, and Ice Remembrance, you’ll be decked out in the coolest gear around.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VortexVG

anti cheat, Auction, Community, developer, Events, Expansion, Gaming, Maze, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Play, profit, Progression, quality of life, Ranks, Server, Shop, Staff, Upgrade, VortexVG

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Game Mode	Description
Bedwars	3 maps, solos, squads, 8v8, old combat, Hypixel-styled shops, stat-tracking
SkyWars	Unlockable kits, item voting, new biomes map, fast-paced combat, stat-tracking
SkyBlock	Create your own island, automated shop, progress through island ranks, sell items for profit
KitPvP	Huge map, custom anti-cheat, stat-tracking, intense combat
Lifesteal SMP	5000×5000 map, little rules, vanilla map, quality-of-life commands
Skymining	8 mines, custom-scripted prestige mines, pickaxe progression, parkour map
Prison	4 mines, armor upgrades, weapon progression, classic PvP

FAQ

Q: Is this server pay-to-win?

A: No, there is no pay-to-win aspect on this server.

Q: How many maps are available in Bedwars?

A: There are 3 maps available for Bedwars.

Q: Are there any custom features in SkyBlock?

A: Yes, there are automated shop and auction house features in SkyBlock.

Q: Can I play with friends on SkyBlock?

A: Yes, you can create your own island with friends in SkyBlock.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, there is a custom maze, routine-based events, parkour, and more available on the server.

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal abuse, Big Gay, calls everyone fucko, controversial personality, criminal behavior, derogatory, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, eggholes, gossip, harmful actions, has aids, has pox, HOMOPHOBIC, Inappropriate Behavior, offensive language, rapes chickens, Realm, Rumors, social outcast, that guy, Vulgar, WANDERER

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Communication, computer science, devices, disappearing act, Hardware, heard from again, IT, maintenance, Minecraft, mysterious disappearance, networking, never seen, Operating, Operating systems, smp, software, Support, switches, Systems, technical issues, Technology, Troubleshooting, what gives

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Towns Built:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crops Grown:	6147	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3458	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magic Items Found:	2188	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Void Gems Collected:	36
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10