Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Crops Grown:	1824	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DisabilityCraft: No evictions, just block placements!

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Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we have a resident named Jack who is a real character! Jack has been living in our server for two and a half years after his friend mysteriously disappeared. Jack is trans, autistic, has OCD, and quit school in the 7th grade – talk about a unique player!

But wait, there’s more! Jack was just awarded disability, but hasn’t received it yet. Will he finally be able to move out and find his own place? Or will he continue to rely on the kindness of others in our server?

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, suspense, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building. Who knows, you might even find yourself driving Jack around on virtual public transportation! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this outrageous story – join our server now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Farms Harvested:	600
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LoveCrafted

bittersweet, butterflies in stomach, Crush, Emotional rollercoaster, first heartbreak, first kiss, first love, growing pains, HEARTBREAK, high school sweetheart, Innocence, learning experience, LoveCrafted, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, puppy love, sweet moments, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

Remember that feeling of excitement and wonder when you first laid eyes on your first love? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like falling in love all over again, but with blocks and creepers instead of flowers and chocolates.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a friendly group of players who are all wearing ridiculous outfits made entirely out of diamond armor. They start throwing enchanted potions at you and shouting “Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!”

As you explore the server, you come across a giant castle made entirely out of cake, guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs. You join forces with them and together you embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the server by stealing all the diamonds and turning them into dirt blocks.

After a long and epic battle, you emerge victorious and are hailed as the hero of the server. The other players throw a massive party in your honor, complete with fireworks, cake, and a dance floor made entirely out of redstone.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of falling in love with a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BoomCraft: Explosive Fun!

Beirut, BOOMCRAFT, Crisis, disaster relief, explosion, explosive, fear, Fun, Humanitarian Aid, instability, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political unrest, ReBuilding, recovery efforts, social media, solidarity, Terrorism, Tragedy, Trauma, violence

Yo, have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of thousands of exploding devices without actually being in danger? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the most explosive Minecraft experience ever!

Our server is like no other, with insane events happening all the time. One time, a player accidentally set off a chain reaction of TNT that destroyed the entire map! It was chaos, but so much fun!

We also have a special Lebanon-themed area where you can witness explosions galore. It’s like being in the middle of a war zone, but without any of the actual danger.

So come join us on this wild ride and see if you can survive the explosions and chaos. It’s a blast, literally!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FamCraft: Baby Boom Boom

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life where even family members are out to get u! but don’t worry, on our server, the only thing out to get u is the creepers! forget about real life drama and come build ur dream world with us. who needs family drama when u can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a chance to win a diamond sword and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixel Paradis

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Pixel Paradis

Server Name: Pixel Paradis IP Address: play.pixelparadis.com – (Modpack Required) Discord: https://discord.gg/fEREqWYB6A Web: https://pixelparadis.com/

Dive into a unique Pixelmon adventure in Paradise City, a survival game where you can capture extraordinary creatures, build your own empire and forge lasting friendships.

– Vibrant Economy: – High Shiny Chance: – Legendary Missions: – Pokémon Gyms: – High Level Pokémon League:

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Furry Maple Spirit Realm

Community, Cross-Play, Discord, extensions, friendly community, Furry, Furry Friendly, furry server, Game, Growing, Join, Maple, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, Server List, Server Tags, Slimefun, Small, spirit realm, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

Furry Maple Spirit Realm is a small but growing furry server that welcomes anyone who wants to join Furry! We have Slimefun and most of his extensions, as well as other interesting plugins, join our discord!We hope to see you in the game~

discord:https://discord.com/invite/r8q2p86pVp

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	4871
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CMCraft – Vanilla server Minecraft server

administration, balance, equality, free, gameplay, History, Interaction, multiplayer, organization, private server, Roleplay, roleplay elements, rules, Stable, Survival, Transparent, Vanilla

CMCraft is a free, vanilla and private Minecraft server.

To get to the server, you need to fill out a simple form in the VK community (https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla).

Our advantages:

– Vanilla. We don’t have a bunch of “cool” slag plugins, we adhere to the principle of balance between vanilla experience and comfortable multiplayer gameplay.

– Equality. Absolutely all players are equal among themselves, any form of purchased donation (even cosmetic) is absent.

– Availability. We give every person a chance to get to our project for free.

– Stability. The server runs on a dedicated machine in a reliable data center, which means high uptime and stable operation.

– History. The project has been running since 2020, and you can be sure that it will not close tomorrow.

About the server:

– We have no donations, privates, teleports, mini-games and other nonsense. The game almost completely corresponds to the vanilla survival that you are used to seeing in single Minecraft, except for the aspects necessary for stable server operation and getting an adequate gaming experience. This is the main principle of our project.

– Your role and activity on the server are limited only by the rules and framework of the game. To be a rich miner or a simple farmer, a builder or a warrior, the head of a small settlement or the leader of a great empire – it’s up to you. You won’t find any plugins for cities, clans and similar devilry here. All organization and interaction of players is carried out in a free form, without formal restrictions. RolePlay elements are present, but are not mandatory for compliance.

– We have absolutely no forms of donations. Players cannot buy admin, resources or prefixes – absolutely everyone is equal in rights. – Most of the rules boil down to the simple principle of “don’t be an asshole”. You will not be pressured by fictitious and strained boundaries.

– The administration does not interfere with the gameplay, does not use creativity or dishonest commands, all their work is transparent.

It is impossible to convey all aspects of the game on the server here, so read our rules, fill out the form at the link, come in, play and enjoy!

https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

“Ravencraft: Where semi, but not vanilla, with SMP, dynmap, and Java is the only way to play Minecraft at 18+”.

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Ravencraft Server Overview

Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org
Rules	Click here
Gallery	Click here

About Us

New map for 1.21
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty
Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
Firespread is turned ON
Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
Dynmap
Discord
LGBTQI+ friendly
Grown-ass adults

We’re Looking for Players Who

Are 18 and over
Don’t use hacks or cheats
Are respectful of other players
Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

Ravencraft Server Overview

Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org
Rules	Click here
Gallery	Click here

About Us

New map for 1.21
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty
Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
Firespread is turned ON
Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
Dynmap
Discord
LGBTQI+ friendly
Grown-ass adults

We’re Looking for Players Who

Are 18 and over
Don’t use hacks or cheats
Are respectful of other players
Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Touching Grass Minecraft Server

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being cooped up in your dark, dingy Minecraft caves all day? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be touching grass in no time! That’s right, we have a special feature where every player gets teleported to a beautiful grassy field every hour to recharge their virtual vitamin D levels.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops diamond-encrusted eggs for you to use as weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with ketchup.

Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Come touch some grass and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to KWABDRADE, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of derpy llamas who have a knack for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what they’ll do next, but it’s guaranteed to be entertaining!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Get your groove on while dodging creepers and skeletons – it’s a real party in the mines!

3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a sheep who’s convinced he’s a secret agent. You’ll never be bored with these wacky personalities around!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join KWABDRADE today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SeatSnatcherCraft

alone, annoyance, attitude, Boundaries, bullying, Cheating, classmate, classroom behavior, Focus, Friend, high school, Integrity, peer pressure, personal space, Quiet, Respect, seat location, SeatSnatcherCraft, social dynamics, study, test

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of high school and join a community of players who actually appreciate you! Unlike that girl in 11th grade who can’t seem to mind her own business, our server is full of friendly players who won’t try to cheat off your test answers or make fun of you behind your back.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can focus on what really matters – like mining for diamonds and battling mobs. Plus, we have a strict no-cheating policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone peeking at your screen while you’re trying to survive in the wilderness.

So come on over to our server and leave the high school drama behind. Trust us, you’ll have a much better time hanging out with creepers and zombies than dealing with mean girls who can’t appreciate a good seat in class.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

IDGAFcraft

Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t care less about, couldn’t care less if, couldn’t care less whether, couldn’t give a damn, couldn’t give a toss, disinterest, Disregard, don’t give a fig, don’t give a hoot, IDGAFcraft, indifference, indifference towards, lack of concern, neglect, nonchalance, not bothered, not fussed about, unconcern, whats the point

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the most chaotic and unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in! We don’t care about your feelings, your opinions, or even your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, upside-down trees, and a secret underground society of sentient potatoes plotting world domination. Who needs rules when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? So come on, join us if you dare, and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockBusters: Beirut Boom

Assassination, Beirut, blockbusters, boom, Commanders, Conflict, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Ibrahim Aqil, idf, IDF operation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, militant group, Military, OPERATIONs, regional instability, SECURITY, security operation, Terrorism, terrorism threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF takes down Hezbollah! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, except we use pickaxes instead of superpowers. join us as we rid the land of evil and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. come be a hero with us and take down the bad guys like a true warrior!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	6513
Runes Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Enchantments Applied:	105	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Zenith MC

Minecraft Survival Multiplayer Vanilla Community Builder Adventurer Redstone Creativity Discord Events Updates Support Wild Pure Journey Experience Whitelist Normal Ultimate, Survival, Vanilla

Join the Ultimate Survival Experience! Server: Zenith MC IP Address: ZenithMC.mcserver.us Version: 1.21 Game Mode: Survival Multiplayer Difficulty: Normal Mods: Vanilla Gameplay (No Mods) Whitelist: OFF (Everyone Welcome!)

Explore a community-driven, vanilla survival world! Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or redstone enthusiast, Zenith MC is the perfect place to start your next journey. Come and join us for a pure Minecraft experience with no mods—just you, your creativity, and the wild!

Join our Discord for community events, updates, and support: Zenith MC Discord

What are you waiting for? Jump in and be part of the adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Potions Brewed:	58
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4