Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

#TimesUp, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, banter, blocky, consent, criminal justice, education, healing, Justice, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, Prevention, rape, Recovery, sexual assault, smp, Support, survivor, Trauma, Victim, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

critical infrastructure, cyber attack, cyber attack detection, cyber attack prevention, cyber attack response, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, Cyber Security, cyber terrorism, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyber warfare tactics, data breach, HACKING, Information Security, Iranian government, Minecraft, national security, nuclear facilities, nukecraft, security breach, Server

So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mines Excavated:	3308	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PassportPurgeCraft

Activists, authoritarian regime, cancelled passports, Censorship, civil liberties, freedom of speech, government control, government crackdown, human rights abuses, human rights violations, International Outcry, Journalists, media censorship, Media Suppression, PassportPurgeCraft, Passports, political activism, political repression, press freedom, travel restrictions, Venezuela

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Stigma Pixelmon

Adventure, Economy, Evolution, launcher, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Stigma Pixelmon, Technicpack

The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

See you soon I hope 🙂

Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	5676
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Potions Brewed:	43

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineKvant Minecraft server

administration, Anarchy, city, City Founder, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Gaming, Herobrine, Interesting modes, kind administration, lamp, Lamp server, minecraft server, MineKvant, Modes, multiplayer, Pirate, Private, responsive administration, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, visit us, Without Launcher

New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

Kind and responsive administration!

Come visit us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	182	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

#youtube, Address, Chat, Cheats, Clingy, commands, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Ip:, killing, Leave, Promise, Redstone, Resets, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Stuck, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Traveling, Vanilla, Version, world

Server Name:	Survival Minecraft Server
Griefing Policy:	Not allowed
Server Version:	1.21.1
World Age:	4 years old, no resets
Rules:	No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What are the rules on griefing?

Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

4. How old is the server world?

The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

5. Is redstone broken on the server?

No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	923	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

$15 meal, convenience, Delivery, delivery fee, dining experience, dining out, estimated tax, food delivery, food delivery app, food delivery service, Meal, meal delivery, meal delivery service, meal service, Minecraft, online ordering, ordering food, restaurant app, restaurant delivery, restaurant service, Server, service fee, takeout, tip

Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Potions Brewed:	87
Emeralds Found:	465	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	988
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

Competition, Concacaf, football, Game, goals, International, LINEUP, match, Minecraft, national team, panama, Players, prediction, Score, showdown, smp, Soccer, sports, starting XI, united states, Usa, USMNT, World Cup qualifier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gods Slained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyNostalgia

bedtime stories, carefree days, Childhood crushes, childhood games, childhood home, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood traditions, CraftyNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, neighborhood friends, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, school holidays, simpler times

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	New Chunks Explored:	817055
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Buildings Constructed:	43
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

diplomatic crisis, drone flights, east asia, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim family, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea, leader’s sister, military aggression, military provocations, North Korea, North Korean regime, nuclear weapons, political tensions, regional conflict, security concerns, south korea, Threats, totalitarian regime

come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Crops Grown:	9118	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

{Java IP}, Blue, boss fights, channel, claim flags, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dive, dynamic, HORIZON, in-game ranks, Jobs, Land claiming, madness, meets, Minecraft, player-driven economy, shopping, smp, Survival, Tools, Website

Welcome to Blue Horizon

Features	Description
A Dynamic Survival Experience	Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

Visit our website for more information.

Join our Discord community.

Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Blue Horizon?	To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
Can I create a shop on the server?	Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon?	Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
How can I rank up in-game?	Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	3861	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, complex characters, desire, emotional turmoil, forbidden love, hidden passion, illicit relationship, Infidelity, intense chemistry, japanese drama, koi, Love Triangle, Lust, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, romance, romantic tension, scandal, secret affair, seduction, Server, temptation, would you fuck her anon

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7823	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

Altered, budgeting, business investment, business planning, business strategy, Capital, Creative, dropshipping, e commerce, Entertainment, entrepreneur, Entrepreneurship, fail rate, financial management, Financial Planning, market analysis, market research, Minecraft, Note, online retail, online store, purposes, risk assessment, Small Business, smp, starting a business, Startup, startup capital, success rate

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

DATING, deal breakers, immediate red flag, Minecraft, red flags in a crush, red flags in a dating prospect, red flags in a love interest, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential boyfriend or girlfriend, red flags in a potential mate, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, red flags to watch out for, red flags when dating, RedFlagDating, relationships, smp, Someone new, warning signs

Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.