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WarzoneCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Geopolitics, global politics, human rights violations, Injuries, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, WarzoneCraft, wsj

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THE POOR SOULS IN UKRAINE 😂 WE PROMISE NO WARS, JUST EPIC BATTLES AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND! 🤣🎮💎

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Dragons Tamed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineDemocraft

authoritarianism, civil liberties, Corruption, Decline, Democracy, Democracy Index, freedom, Global, Governance, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Institute, International, MineDemocraft, political science, Politics, populism, Report, research, RIGHTS, trends

lol imagine being stuck in a world where democracy is like, so last season. come join our minecraft server where democracy is thriving like a boss! you can vote on everything from what color to paint the sheep to who gets to be the king of the pigs. be part of a world where your voice actually matters, unlike in real life where you’re just a tiny ant in a big, corrupt system. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plot to overthrow the evil dictator of the server. join us and be a part of the revolution, comrade!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2082	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ufohook

1v1, Anarchy, Arena, balanced shop, BOOSTING, building, dedicated server, Enjoyable, Factions, Hardcore, Items, KitPvP, lava survival, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Teaming, Unique, Voting, Warps, warzone, Website

UFOHOOK is a Factions PVP server that actually focuses on quality of gaming. Our server is not on shared hosting, it’s hosted on a powerful dedicated server in order to remove any lag problems. UFOHOOK has traditional factions and a balanced shop where you won’t be able to buy overpowered items. We have many warps that you can explore. Some of the players favorites are kitpvp, 1v1, and lava survival! We host many games that aren’t plugin dependent. Many people will find that since admins host them, they are more enjoyable and unique. There are tons of bases to raid and players to team up with! PvP is common on UFOHOOK in the warzone and in pvp arena, if you don’t want to pvp then just build some stuff with your friends!

Voting is a really important part of the server. Voting gives users items for free, but that isn’t really the meaning of it. Voting also boosts our server’s post on various websites. The higher we get on those pages, more users we will have.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ores Mined:	947
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JustStorm Minecraft server

24/7 hosting, Active players, administration, application, Discord, Discord Channel, free pass, Minecraft, Online Map, paid hosting, private server, Project, Server, stylized chat, tab chat, Updates, Vanilla Survival, Version 1.21.1, voice chat

Private server JustStorm is looking for active players

server specifications: – version 1.21.1 – host 24/7 – paid hosting – free pass – constant updates to new versions

Features of our server:

– keeping vanilla survival on the server

– minecraft chat synchronization with discord

– voice chat

– online server map

– active and understanding administration

– unique styling of the tab chat and other things

We invite you to take part in our project!

To get on the server you will need to submit an application in our dc channel

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Warcraft: Where building friendships is optional and losing them in PVP is mandatory, 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bans, border, building, captains, Discord, End.., FRIENDSHIPS, Hidden Structures, java, lives, LOSING, Mandatory, Map, Nether, Opposite team, Optional, Players, PvP, SHRINK, Shrinks.., structure, Structures, TEAM, team fighting, Warcraft, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Java Version	1.21.1
Description	Warcraft is a server about teams fighting each other. Last team with a player still alive wins.
Server Info	5,000 x 5,000 Map with hidden structures The border very slowly shrinks People have 3 lives, but lives are only taken away when killed by another player on an opposite team. Nether and End banned 4 teams, roughly 5-10 players per team Teams will be picked by team captains
Discord	https://discord.gg/b3pmdF7WGh

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information or through the server’s discord channel.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules regarding team behavior, player interactions, and the use of certain features like the Nether and End dimensions. Make sure to read the server rules before playing.
Can I invite my friends to join my team?	Teams are usually picked by team captains, but you can coordinate with your friends to try and join the same team during team selection.
What happens if I run out of lives?	If you run out of lives, you will be eliminated from the game. Make sure to strategize and protect your lives during gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	6761
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
New Chunks Explored:	770157	Secret Passages Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

blast, Bleeper, Bleeper explosion, bros, Chaos, Community safety, crime, Destruction, Detonation, disbelief, emergency, explosion, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Neighborhood, Police, Questioning, Server, shock, suspects, suspicious, Vandalism, who would do this

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

beautiful country, children’s choir, communism, conscript, device, device activation, Drives, Driving, ENEMY, generations of men, Minecraft, nationalism, oblivion, pastors, patriotism, protest, protestant patriotism, Russian communists, s&s, smp, Switch, Tears, War, ww2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Babysitting, bowling, Cinema, cousin, Dates.., family, Food, Friends, Girlfriend, interests, Inviting, Minecraft, NoThirdWheel, okay, partner, Plans, refusing, separate plans, Server, spending time, UNFAIR, wrong

Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7352	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	81	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	2297	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Potions Brewed:	187	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5