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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	292	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	6052
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3835
Dragon Eggs Found:	3395	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	296	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7921	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!