Blocky Banter: Last Words Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Runes Activated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchantments Applied:	283
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6457
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
New Chunks Explored:	515223	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Votes:	5299	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Potions Brewed:	60	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Villages Defended:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mines Excavated:	1148	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Potions Brewed:	131	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!

BlockBless Minecraft server

administrators, Adventure, Antispam, Assistance, BlockBless, BUILD, Community, Competitions, Events, Explore, family, friendly community, gameplay, Minecraft, Prizes, Regular Updates, Server, Starter Kit, Structures, Support, Survival, valuable

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

BlockBless is a project where everyone can enjoy survival in Minecraft.

What awaits you:

– Survival: Explore endless worlds, build amazing structures and survive.

– Friendly Community: Join our big family where every player is important and respected.

– Regular updates: We are constantly adding new content and improving gameplay to make your adventure even more interesting.

– Events and competitions: Participate in events and competitions and win valuable prizes.

– Support and assistance: Our administrators are always ready to help and answer any questions.

Join us and become part of our community!

play.blockbless.ru:19132

Players:	103/200	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Votes:	772	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
New Chunks Explored:	350340	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3