Blocky Banter: ‘I raise you’ | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	53	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2794
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	5851	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Animals Bred:	102
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ores Mined:	2068
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3757	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7117
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	473864
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1988
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

Players:	92/200	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	117
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4