Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Farms Harvested:	188
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6805
Ores Mined:	1140	Enchantments Applied:	218

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magic Items Found:	8184	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Towns Built:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4249	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	854	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	299	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Enchantments Applied:	168

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	251	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com