Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Anime, banter, biden, blocky, Chaos, chatgpt ai, coom, Crafting, CREEPERS, cute waifu, faggt, Headsets, hentai, Kino, lol, mmorpg, Nostalgia, portable hard drive, SÃO, shower, SNACKS, steve, sword art online, vr, wagiecuck, weeb

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7806	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	5467	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	37
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	169	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crops Grown:	3727
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dimension Hops:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	265
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Divine Spears Created:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Buildings Constructed:	37	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	2280	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	98	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Runes Activated:	6

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5867	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Votes:	1542	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ores Mined:	9079	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Votes:	4807
Dragon Eggs Found:	7472	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Star Shards Collected:	96

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3906
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.