Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8576	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Magical Moments Shared:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LunchRoomGrief

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Love Letters Sent:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Potions Brewed:	114
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	55	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Animals Bred:	140	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Towns Built:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BoomTalkCraft

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

nightmare mc

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》nightmare mc was a build in survival server for asia and europe (eurasia). with multi language support, and can be join from india (nightmaremc.net) china (cn.nightmaremc.net) singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》it supports economy, exp money , ranking level up, easy to use and limited restrictions in game, less rules , and a way to find friends in world. and many countless hiden features to discover. maximum well known plugin support. including custom enchants , and continusly updating the server , and best server for survival in asia, world. and home to friendly peoples. NOTE : we also promises to not reset world.

》nightmaremc is a survival server for Asia and Europe (eurasia). It supports multiple languages and can be joined from India (nightmaremc.net), China (cn.nightmaremc.net) and Singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》It supports economy, experience points, ranking upgrades, easy to use and limited game restrictions, fewer rules, and a way to find friends around the world. There are countless hidden features to discover. Support for well-known plugins to the greatest extent. Including custom enchantments, and constantly updating the server, it is the best survival server in Asia and even the world. It is also the home of friendly people. We also promise not to reset the world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Confluent SMP

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A Vanilla Minecraft server aiming to allow people to play Minecraft the way it ought to be!

We are a kind, growing community of players who aim for a calm, safe vanilla experience. No griefing or hacking is allowed, and we can see who has done these things.

Feel free to join our Discord using the link provided to connect directly with us. Have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	452738	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchantments Applied:	162	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mooming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about mooming! What is mooming, you ask? It’s a totally made-up word that we just invented, but it basically means having the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself riding on flying cows, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and exploring dungeons filled with dancing chickens. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with a group of friendly zombies who just want to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most moom-tastic adventures in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ores Mined:	7360

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mahjong General

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we play Mahjong instead of mining and crafting. That’s right, forget about building houses and fighting mobs, it’s all about those sweet, sweet tiles now.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we play Mahjong, but we also have daily tutorials for newbies who have never played before. And if you’re still not convinced, we have a booru filled with hilarious Mahjong memes and a spreadsheet to keep track of all your wins and losses.

And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a weekly M-League tournament where you can show off your Mahjong skills and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and let the Mahjong madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GrannyCraft: Mom’s Support Cancelled

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have to deal with any step-siblings being forced on you or guilt trips from your mom.

Join us for a world where you can build your dream house without anyone asking you to help out around the house or bond with random kids. Our server is a safe space for all players who just want to focus on crafting and surviving, without any family drama getting in the way.

So come join us and leave all that real-life craziness behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any crying moms or angry step-dads here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PreMatureWisdom – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So why wait to join? Come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Emeralds Found:	5403

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyFaves

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If your answer isn’t Minecraft, then you’re obviously living life on the wrong block! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our community is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun – rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for our next block party! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magic Items Found:	4428	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.