NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	5078
Dimension Hops:	2	New Chunks Explored:	416392
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

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The Dominion <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/pixelbyte/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.thedominion.us
Alternate IP	thedominion.us

🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

🔮DUNGEONS:

🌍 WORLDS:

🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

Are you a Dungeoneer?

Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

Links:

Discord

Map

Rules:

Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Farms Harvested:	946	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

XmasGiftDramaCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family vacation to Disney World.

Imagine logging in and being greeted by a magical world where toddlers rule the land and grandparents are pulling all the strings. Will you brave the 18-hour drive with a toddler in tow, or will you take the plunge and splurge on outrageously priced airfare just to join in on the fun? The choice is yours!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through family drama, unexpected surprises, and maybe even a few meltdowns along the way. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the chaos, or will you be left wondering why you ever logged on in the first place?

So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics at play. Who needs Disneyland when you have this level of excitement waiting for you?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!

Adaptability, career advancement, Career Advice, CareerCraft, communication skills, continuous learning, Craft, Decision making, emotional intelligence, goal-setting, grind, leadership skills, Mentorship, networking, perseverance, personal branding, Professional Growth, resilience, self improvement, skill development, smp, Succeed, teamwork, Time management, work-life balance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the aspiring young men out there!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur! Build your empire from the ground up, starting with a humble dirt hut and working your way up to a diamond palace. Need career-building advice? Look no further than our resident Minecraft guru, Steve, who went from mining coal to owning his own Ender Dragon farm in just one week!

But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive opportunities for young men to showcase their creativity and leadership skills. Want to become the mayor of a bustling village? Or maybe you’d prefer to lead a team of fearless adventurers on a quest to defeat the Wither? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky SMP!

So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockyTurnOffs

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, this high school in Russia is making grenade parts, bro! Like, imagine all the crazy explosions and chaos you can cause on this server! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

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join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Server Features

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
World will never reset
Land claiming available
Player trading via signs
Community-built spawn area
No adminshops
Public farms available

Community

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.

Gameplay

Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.

Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.

Q: Will the world ever reset?

A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.

Q: What currency is used on the server?

A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.

Q: Are there public farms available for use?

A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.

Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

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Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SibSquad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!

Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	959525
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

Overview:

Are you a Dungeoneer?

Links:

Rules:

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features

Community

Gameplay

Specs & Plugins

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

Q: Will the world ever reset?

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

Q: What currency is used on the server?

Q: Are there public farms available for use?

Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

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